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Circus Circus is missing, where do you think he is?

Started by ghouck, April 21, 2009, 02:17:00 PM

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Circus Circus has been gone for over a week now. What's your best guess as to why?

Jail
1 (5%)
Woke up hung over and lost
1 (5%)
Woke up hung over and MARRIED
2 (10%)
Woke up hung over and superglued to something stationary
4 (20%)
Got injured doing something heroic
0 (0%)
Got injured doing something stupid
1 (5%)
Went on a world tour as a one-man-band
0 (0%)
Got 'Drafted' by a death-metal band
0 (0%)
Joined the Peace Corps
0 (0%)
Is excuting a plot to take over a small country
2 (10%)
Went on vacation
0 (0%)
Got lucky at the bar a few nights ago and is still "tied up" at the moment (litterally)
4 (20%)
Got amnesia
0 (0%)
Is faking amnesia in order to get free food at the hospital
1 (5%)
Abducted by aliens
2 (10%)
Went on a drive-by and caught one in the bo-bo
0 (0%)
Other
2 (10%)

Total Members Voted: 18

Jack

Well, it's about time young man  :teddyr:

You're grounded - no off-internet activities for you for a month!  Of course, you can still drink while on the computer.  We're not unreasonable  :teddyr:
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RCMerchant

Booze,work,and women! I have that problem too....er....minus the women.... :bluesad:
Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
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Raffine

Who the hell is Circus Circus?  :question:

















Good to see you back.  :smile:
If you're an Andy Milligan fan there's no hope for you.

ghouck

Quote from: Circus_Circus on April 25, 2009, 06:53:35 AM


A woman, work, an plenty of alcohol.

And you were glued to something stationary, it's official: We voted on it. I'm not sure I want to know what part of you it was that was glued though.
Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

Happiness is green text in the "Stuff To Watch For" section.

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"Aw man, this thong is chafing my balls" -Lloyd Kaufman in Poultrygeist.

"There's always time for lubricant" -Orlando Jones in Evolution

Javakoala

Okay, folks, he's returned, so we can officially go back to ignoring what's-his-name.

:bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:

JJ80

There are few things more beautiful than a sporting montage with a soft-rock soundtrack

Mr. DS

Oh I forgot to tell you guys, he just pulled up...

Good to see you old METAL friend.  :thumbup:
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Rev. Powell

Quote from: Circus_Circus on April 25, 2009, 06:53:35 AM
Quote from: RCMerchant on April 21, 2009, 05:06:32 PM
I'll bet it's a woman. At least I hope so...can't picture him with a man...dispite the make-up!

Seriously....I hope he's ok. Mebbe his computer is down...or he couldn't pay the bill...? He is defintly a clown...he always makes cracks me up!  :bouncegiggle:  :thumbup:

A woman, work, an plenty of alcohol. Sorry I've been gone a while everyone and I am really overwhelmed by people actually being bothered about me not posting. I've had a crazy week, lots of crap going on, some good, some bad, but I'm doing okay. Reading a few of these posts was quite touching, but on the most part hilarious!  :bouncegiggle: Thanx.

Now, time to wade through about 1,000,000,000 unread posts from you suckers!  :wink:

How do we know this is really Circus... and not Circus' ghost?  It would be just like that clown to come back from the dead. 
I'll take you places the hand of man has not yet set foot...

AndyC

Quote from: Rev. Powell on April 25, 2009, 01:37:04 PM
How do we know this is really Circus... and not Circus' ghost?  It would be just like that clown to come back from the dead. 

Could be like Pet Sematary. The clown you put up there ain't the clown you get back.
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indianasmith

Or maybe he was kidnapped BY the Borg!!

Was resistance futile, Circus???
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

AndyC

Quote from: indianasmith on April 25, 2009, 09:38:23 PM
Or maybe he was kidnapped BY the Borg!!

Was resistance futile, Circus???

He tamed the Borg by introducing them to Heavy Metal. Then they all went on a week-long bender and the Borg finally dropped Circus off at home. Right now, a cube is weaving its way across space to the strains of "I AM IRON MAN."
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Doggett

                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.

Javakoala

Quote from: doggett on April 26, 2009, 05:11:56 AM
Quote from: indianasmith on April 25, 2009, 09:38:23 PM
Or maybe he was kidnapped BY the Borg!!



Or upgraded by the Cybermen ?

Ain't it just like the English to throw Doctor Who in our bloody faces?!?

I still think Tom Baker OWNS that character!!!!!

Did they ever have clowns in a Doctor Who episode?  I know they had killer Santas....

Doggett

Quote from: Javakoala on April 26, 2009, 06:29:51 AM
Quote from: doggett on April 26, 2009, 05:11:56 AM
Quote from: indianasmith on April 25, 2009, 09:38:23 PM
Or maybe he was kidnapped BY the Borg!!



Or upgraded by the Cybermen ?

Ain't it just like the English to throw Doctor Who in our bloody faces?!?

I still think Tom Baker OWNS that character!!!!!

Did they ever have clowns in a Doctor Who episode?  I know they had killer Santas....

There is an episode when a scary clown briefly pops up...don't know which though.
Think it's a Tom Baker one.
                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.