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Started by AndyC, May 07, 2009, 06:04:04 PM

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D-Man

I second the coffee tasting scene in Austin Powers 2...that and the whole character of fat bastard just ruined that whole movie for me.

Another movie I can't see ever again is Not Another Teen Movie, and its rather infamous toilet scene.

I get absolutely disgusted by toilet humor.  It's not that I'm some kind of snobby film elitist, it just makes me physically nauseous...  :bluesad:

InformationGeek

Could've done without the popcorn sex scene in Troll 2.  Sort of puts off my hunger for popcorn.
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We live in quite an interesting age. You can tell someone's sexual orientation and level of education from just their interests.

schmendrik

Quote from: D-Man on May 27, 2009, 07:40:26 AM
I second the coffee tasting scene in Austin Powers 2...that and the whole character of fat bastard just ruined that whole movie for me.

Another movie I can't see ever again is Not Another Teen Movie, and its rather infamous toilet scene.

I get absolutely disgusted by toilet humor.  It's not that I'm some kind of snobby film elitist, it just makes me physically nauseous...  :bluesad:

That's kind of why DUMB AND DUMBER lost me. Note to writers: farts do not replace the need to actually write, you know, JOKES if you're writing a comedy.

Bargle5

Quote from: schmendrik on May 29, 2009, 08:58:49 PM
Quote from: D-Man on May 27, 2009, 07:40:26 AM
I second the coffee tasting scene in Austin Powers 2...that and the whole character of fat bastard just ruined that whole movie for me.

Another movie I can't see ever again is Not Another Teen Movie, and its rather infamous toilet scene.

I get absolutely disgusted by toilet humor.  It's not that I'm some kind of snobby film elitist, it just makes me physically nauseous...  :bluesad:

That's kind of why DUMB AND DUMBER lost me. Note to writers: farts do not replace the need to actually write, you know, JOKES if you're writing a comedy.

They could have left them out of Scooby Doo, too.
Frogs with their endless croaking, croaking, croaking in the night.

Psycho Circus

Brundlefly in "The Fly" (1986) regurgitating on doughnuts has completely put me off them.

Doggett

Quote from: Circus_Circus on May 31, 2009, 12:19:32 PM
Brundlefly in "The Fly" (1986) regurgitating on doughnuts has completely put me off them.

It was the arm wrestleing scene that grossed me out...oh, and Jefff Goldblums underpants... :bluesad:
                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.

Joe the Destroyer

Virtually every scene in The Prey.  Honestly, I think they could have cut out all the nature stock footage and made it an effective short slasher.  But those don't make money.   :lookingup:

One of the Silent Night, Deadly Night movies (can't remember which) had a living mannequin or something like that, and he came to regard the protagonist as his mother.  He took his clothes off to show he was hung like a Ken doll, and then began pelvic thrusting the protagonist, saying, "Oh mommy!  Oh mommy!  Oh mommy!"  or something like that.  Yeah, could have done without that. 

Or The Paper Boy.  I think that entire movie isn't so much creepy as awkward and uncomfortable.  I'm not talking about the situations, but the paper boy's acting. 

Pretty much any Joe D'Amato movie.  I know the people who've seen Anthropophagus probably think I'm referring to the fetus feast scene, but I'm referring to his directing style.  It takes him way too long to get down to business.  How many long camera shots do we need of entire rooms?  It doesn't really build atmosphere, Joe, it just wastes time.  Ah, the many times have I seen a D'Amato movie and yelled, "Get on with it!" The biggest perp of this, though: The Killing Birds.  WTF, a horror movie with an 80's style montage?  Could this be any more out of place?  And just how effing long does it take to get this house?  Couldn't he have shortened the beginning just a bit, or at least added in something moves the movie forward more than the characters playing grab ass? 

Sorry, get me started about D'Amato and I'll talk all day.  On the flip side, I heard he was an awesome porn director.  :tongueout:

inframan

Visitor Q, too many to name. Miike is a madman and I think he just put all the most digusting and wrong ideas he had into this one movie.

Saucerman

The penis severing scene in TOKYO GORE POLICE.  I almost walked out and went to a bar when that scene happened. 

InformationGeek

Quote from: Saucerman on June 02, 2009, 12:31:44 PM
The penis severing scene in TOKYO GORE POLICE.  I almost walked out and went to a bar when that scene happened. 

That reminds me...

I didn't see, but I don't need to see.  How about the scene in Teeth where... you know bites off you know what.
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We live in quite an interesting age. You can tell someone's sexual orientation and level of education from just their interests.

Ash

Another one was the scene in Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay when they go to the "bottomless party" and their friend Raza stands up in the pool to show them his...uh...bush and junk.

EWWW!!   :buggedout:

Jack

The Body Snatcher (1945) - Boris Karloff movie.  A guy dies, and his little dog stays at his grave.  Then the grave robber comes and whacks the little dog with a shovel.  They don't actually show it of course, but it's guaranteed to make me change the channel every time that movie is on.
The world is changed by your example, not by your opinion.

- Paulo Coelho

trekgeezer

I could've  done without most of "Requiem for a Dream". 



And you thought Trek isn't cool.

Torgo

The full frontal Harvey Keitel nudity in "The Bad Lieutenant".  Well there's also the scene of him graphically simulating jerking off in public while he verbally humiliates & degrades two teenage girls that he's pulled over for a broken brake light..........
"There is no way out of here. It'll be dark soon. There is no way out of here."

Rev. Powell

Quote from: Jack on June 05, 2009, 06:49:12 AM
The Body Snatcher (1945) - Boris Karloff movie.  A guy dies, and his little dog stays at his grave.  Then the grave robber comes and whacks the little dog with a shovel.  They don't actually show it of course, but it's guaranteed to make me change the channel every time that movie is on.

Ooh, I LOVE that scene!  Very creepy and unexpected and establishes Karloff's character perfectly!
I'll take you places the hand of man has not yet set foot...