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Top 100 Worst Kids Movies

Started by InformationGeek, June 04, 2009, 06:27:11 PM

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ChaosTheory

Ah, yes, Video Bronquedo, home of such totally original classics as What's Up, Little Bee, Little Cars, Panda Fighter and The Frog Prince
Through the darkness of future past
The magician longs to see
One chance opts between two worlds
Fire walk with me

spaz456

i don't believe this hasn't been said yet but what should be number one is now at fifty five and it is


Pocket Ninjas A movie so bad i have watched it five times and i still don't know what happens in it
it won't let me post links so go to youtube and type in pocket ninjas scene the first thing that comes up should be white dragon vs cobra khan

Allhallowsday

Quote from: Raffine on June 06, 2009, 08:09:23 AM
11) K. Gordon Murray presents SANTA CLAUS:
In Eastman Colorscope!
and... At a THEE-ate 'er near you! 

56.(?) THE 5000 FINGERS OF DR. T   
If you want to view paradise . . . simply look around and view it!

Crystal Pepsi Lite

and... At a THEE-ate 'er near you! 

56.(?) THE 5000 FINGERS OF DR. T   


Disagree - I really like this movie.  But... taste and opinions and such

ChaosTheory

Dr. T is an interesting flick but makes for a pretty messed up children's movie.

Speaking of messed up:
57.  The New Adventures of Mark Twain - I still bear the psychological scars from this claymation nightmare.
Through the darkness of future past
The magician longs to see
One chance opts between two worlds
Fire walk with me

Skull

Quote from: The Gravekeeper on June 28, 2010, 02:11:15 PM
50. Star Wars: Episode 1. Kinda fails because it was too immature and shallow for adults but didn't quite appeal to a lot of kids either because of all the political bits. Also serves as a prime example of why trying to appeal to as many demographics as possible is generally a bad idea.

Nice...  :cheers:


58. Robocop 3.

It seems to be directed towards kids and its the only reason that makes sense for being crap!!!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOdELisKpP4

BTM

Quote from: Nukie 2 on June 10, 2009, 02:51:25 PM
29. Babies Day Out
Incredibly boring, just like Home Alone 2 but really stupid! The criminals kept letting a baby ran away from them!

You might be interested to know Mr. Plinkett has reviewed that film.  :)

http://www.redlettermedia.com/
"Some people mature, some just get older." -Andrew Vachss

BTM

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Quote from: Newt on June 15, 2009, 09:09:02 PM
35. HOLES

Wait, from the Louis Sachar novel?  I thought that wasn't too bad.  

(shrugs)

Each is own, I guess.
"Some people mature, some just get older." -Andrew Vachss

Newt

Quote from: BTM on July 10, 2010, 08:01:57 PM
Quote from: Newt on June 15, 2009, 09:09:02 PM
35. HOLES

Wait, from the Louis Sachar novel?  I though that wasn't too bad. 

(shrugs)

Each is own, I guess.
As a story for kids, I don't think it was a good choice.  I have a major dislike for the book so perhaps that bias carries over.
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Leah

59. POD PEOPLE. the one redeeming factor is the famous line: Trumpey, you can do MAGIC!
yeah no.

BTM


Wait, no mention of the ULTIMATE "It was mainly for kids, anyway" disappointment of a movie: The Phantom Menace?

(Or is that too easy?)

"Some people mature, some just get older." -Andrew Vachss

Skull

Quote from: BTM on July 11, 2010, 01:35:05 AM

Wait, no mention of the ULTIMATE "It was mainly for kids, anyway" disappointment of a movie: The Phantom Menace?

(Or is that too easy?)



lol... its number 50...

Leah

yeah no.

ChaosTheory

Quote from: Bull on July 11, 2010, 05:43:35 PM
60. Fury Vengeance.
the placement tells the story.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0492389/

I must admit, when I first saw the title "Furry Vengeance" I thought it was going to be a much different (though equally terrible) kind of movie.....
Through the darkness of future past
The magician longs to see
One chance opts between two worlds
Fire walk with me

Leah

yeah no.