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« Reply #30 on: April 22, 2009, 09:32:30 PM »


By george it's Boy George!   Buggedout







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« Reply #31 on: April 23, 2009, 10:24:54 AM »

Several years ago I had the honor of shaking hands with LaToya Jackson.

She's got tiny gray mummy hands!

I was afraid her dry, lifeless paw was gonna snap off right in my hand.

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« Reply #32 on: April 24, 2009, 01:33:27 PM »

I used to think Nicole Kidman was a sexy, vibrant rehead back in the day


, but then she got really famous and had something done and now she looks like she's got a thin polymer coating or shelac of some kind.




I imagine her eventually looking like Katherine Helmond in Brazil

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« Reply #33 on: April 26, 2009, 11:21:48 PM »


His nipples look like zits that are about to pop. It's not so much the eyebrows and the hair, but his skin looks unnatural, like it's a latex bodysuit.

You made me look at CARROT TOP'S NIPPLES, , I mean CARROT TOP'S NIPPLES. You deserve some kind of torture for that, seriously. Something on the cheese grater and lemon juice scale, or maybe a slip-n-slide made of broken glass and rock salt. CARROT TOP'S NIPPLES. . . Geez, the picture was bad enough, but nooo, you have to direct attention to, , , F*** I can't say it again . ..
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« Reply #34 on: April 27, 2009, 12:02:08 AM »


His nipples look like zits that are about to pop. It's not so much the eyebrows and the hair, but his skin looks unnatural, like it's a latex bodysuit.

You made me look at CARROT TOP'S NIPPLES, , I mean CARROT TOP'S NIPPLES. You deserve some kind of torture for that, seriously. Something on the cheese grater and lemon juice scale, or maybe a slip-n-slide made of broken glass and rock salt. CARROT TOP'S NIPPLES. . . Geez, the picture was bad enough, but nooo, you have to direct attention to, , , F*** I can't say it again . ..
How could you miss them?  I think you need to look again.. look, no areola!  They beg to be studied.
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« Reply #35 on: April 27, 2009, 12:48:43 PM »

The inside of you skull begs to be studied. .
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« Reply #36 on: June 18, 2009, 01:36:30 AM »

I think Carrot Top and Bret Michaels eerily look similar.
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« Reply #37 on: June 19, 2009, 08:56:45 AM »


His nipples look like zits that are about to pop. It's not so much the eyebrows and the hair, but his skin looks unnatural, like it's a latex bodysuit.

You made me look at CARROT TOP'S NIPPLES, , I mean CARROT TOP'S NIPPLES. You deserve some kind of torture for that, seriously. Something on the cheese grater and lemon juice scale, or maybe a slip-n-slide made of broken glass and rock salt. CARROT TOP'S NIPPLES. . . Geez, the picture was bad enough, but nooo, you have to direct attention to, , , F*** I can't say it again . ..
How could you miss them?  I think you need to look again.. look, no areola!  They beg to be studied.

Go study, paquita !

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zit nipples...that's why I love this place, there's always something to disturb me...
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« Reply #38 on: June 19, 2009, 12:38:42 PM »

Joan and Melissa Rivers are so fake looking they completely creep m eout. They barely look human anymore. They look more like female versions of Beta Ray Bill.

Melissa & Joan








Beta Ray Bill

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« Reply #39 on: June 19, 2009, 10:18:57 PM »

Poor Beta Ray Bill had to be compared to Joan Rivers. 
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