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Started by Javakoala, June 11, 2009, 06:23:37 AM

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Javakoala

Pointless as it may be, I'm thrilled that I have now reached the all-important "one post per day" point.

I'll accept tribute in the form of $100 bills, in real American currency.  Thank you, thank you.

Jack

You'll have to work your way up to 2 posts a day before I'll send you $100  :teddyr:
The world is changed by your example, not by your opinion.

- Paulo Coelho

Trevor

Quote from: Javakoala on June 11, 2009, 06:23:37 AM
Pointless as it may be, I'm thrilled that I have now reached the all-important "one post per day" point.

I'll accept tribute in the form of $100 bills, in real American currency.  Thank you, thank you.

I can't send you $$ but I can send karma.  :smile:
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

Doggett

I'm a 17 post a day man.
I was a 25...but then I have no life so that's to be expected.
                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.

Javakoala

Quote from: Jack on June 11, 2009, 06:32:32 AM
You'll have to work your way up to 2 posts a day before I'll send you $100  :teddyr:

Well, since I have it in writing AND have witnesses.....

Paquita

I'm totally excited for you!  Did you mark in on your calendar? Because I think we'll want to celebrate the anniversary of this most joyous of days.  You're not getting any money from me.

Javakoala

Quote from: Paquita on June 11, 2009, 06:31:38 PM
I'm totally excited for you!  Did you mark in on your calendar? Because I think we'll want to celebrate the anniversary of this most joyous of days.  You're not getting any money from me.

Wow, you are harsh, lady. 

I have simple goals.  One post a day on this site. Eat healthier. Save money for a car. Crush all those who oppose me when I become Supreme Incredible Groovy Ruler of EVERYTHING!!!  Just one thing at a time.

ghouck

Quote from: Jack on June 11, 2009, 06:32:32 AM
You'll have to work your way up to 2 posts a day before I'll send you $100  :teddyr:

I'm at >2 posts a day, do I get the dough?
Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

Happiness is green text in the "Stuff To Watch For" section.

James James: The man so nice, they named him twice.

"Aw man, this thong is chafing my balls" -Lloyd Kaufman in Poultrygeist.

"There's always time for lubricant" -Orlando Jones in Evolution

ghouck

Quote from: Javakoala on June 11, 2009, 08:54:48 PM
Quote from: Paquita on June 11, 2009, 06:31:38 PM
I'm totally excited for you!  Did you mark in on your calendar? Because I think we'll want to celebrate the anniversary of this most joyous of days.  You're not getting any money from me.

Wow, you are harsh, lady. 

I have simple goals.  One post a day on this site. Eat healthier. Save money for a car. Crush all those who oppose me when I become Supreme Incredible Groovy Ruler of EVERYTHING!!!  Just one thing at a time.

You forgot about your goal to kiss a girl BEFORE you turn 55. .
Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

Happiness is green text in the "Stuff To Watch For" section.

James James: The man so nice, they named him twice.

"Aw man, this thong is chafing my balls" -Lloyd Kaufman in Poultrygeist.

"There's always time for lubricant" -Orlando Jones in Evolution

Javakoala

Quote from: ghouck on June 11, 2009, 09:22:15 PM
Quote from: Javakoala on June 11, 2009, 08:54:48 PM
Quote from: Paquita on June 11, 2009, 06:31:38 PM
I'm totally excited for you!  Did you mark in on your calendar? Because I think we'll want to celebrate the anniversary of this most joyous of days.  You're not getting any money from me.

Wow, you are harsh, lady. 

I have simple goals.  One post a day on this site. Eat healthier. Save money for a car. Crush all those who oppose me when I become Supreme Incredible Groovy Ruler of EVERYTHING!!!  Just one thing at a time.

You forgot about your goal to kiss a girl BEFORE you turn 55. .

No, I've already done that. Won't do it again. Did you know it is against the law to kiss a girl in the middle of the forest after you yanked her off the sidewalk and into a van, bound her in duct tape, drove her to another state against her will, put a perm in her hair and painted her lips with Cherry Marble lipstick? 

Neither did I.

ghouck

Quote from: Javakoala on June 11, 2009, 09:30:16 PM
Quote from: ghouck on June 11, 2009, 09:22:15 PM
Quote from: Javakoala on June 11, 2009, 08:54:48 PM
Quote from: Paquita on June 11, 2009, 06:31:38 PM
I'm totally excited for you!  Did you mark in on your calendar? Because I think we'll want to celebrate the anniversary of this most joyous of days.  You're not getting any money from me.

Wow, you are harsh, lady. 

I have simple goals.  One post a day on this site. Eat healthier. Save money for a car. Crush all those who oppose me when I become Supreme Incredible Groovy Ruler of EVERYTHING!!!  Just one thing at a time.

You forgot about your goal to kiss a girl BEFORE you turn 55. .

No, I've already done that. Won't do it again. Did you know it is against the law to kiss a girl in the middle of the forest after you yanked her off the sidewalk and into a van, bound her in duct tape, drove her to another state against her will, put a perm in her hair and painted her lips with Cherry Marble lipstick? 

Neither did I.

Cherry Marble? You're quite the barbarian, aren't you? . .
Raw bacon is GREAT! It's like regular bacon, only faster, and it doesn't burn the roof of your mouth!

Happiness is green text in the "Stuff To Watch For" section.

James James: The man so nice, they named him twice.

"Aw man, this thong is chafing my balls" -Lloyd Kaufman in Poultrygeist.

"There's always time for lubricant" -Orlando Jones in Evolution

Raffine

#11
I don't even know what it means but I'm happy for you!  :cheers:

My mission is to make this 'Push Javakoala to 100 Karma Points Day'.

So pop one on the smilin' cat then gather the loved oned ones to watch EXECUTIONER 2 and sing Javakoala carols.

If you're an Andy Milligan fan there's no hope for you.

BTM

#12
Quote from: doggett on June 11, 2009, 09:02:25 AM
I'm a 17 post a day man.
I was a 25...but then I have no life so that's to be expected.

And if discarded all the ones about Elvira or actresses you'd like to bang, the number would be around four or so...

:)
"Some people mature, some just get older." -Andrew Vachss

Jack

Quote from: ghouck on June 11, 2009, 09:21:02 PM
Quote from: Jack on June 11, 2009, 06:32:32 AM
You'll have to work your way up to 2 posts a day before I'll send you $100  :teddyr:

I'm at >2 posts a day, do I get the dough?


Sorry man, I spent it all on rum and loose women.  If only you'd asked me yesterday!
The world is changed by your example, not by your opinion.

- Paulo Coelho

Javakoala

Quote from: BTM on June 12, 2009, 01:22:36 PM
Quote from: doggett on June 11, 2009, 09:02:25 AM
I'm a 17 post a day man.
I was a 25...but then I have no life so that's to be expected.

And if discarded all the ones about Elvira or actress you'd like bang, the number would be around four or so...

:)

Ba-ZING!!!!   :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: