Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer...

[AndyC]

I hope not!


Would Shatner and Seagal be a good pairing for a father-son movie?

[Sleepyskull]

Only if it's at a ham farm.

Who is the wind beneath my wings?

[Rev. Powell]

I'm not sure, but I'm more interested in finding out who broke wind beneath your wings.

What were Dementias 1-12?

[retrorussell]

Francis Ford Coppola's multiple personality disorder.

Why didn't they call the sequel to Saturday the 14th Sunday the 15th, instead of Saturday the 14th Strikes Back?

[Sleepyskull]

Time for you to hear the truth: There never was a movie called Saturday the 14th to begin with!  In fact you went insane 10 years ago and dreamed the whole thing up.

If tulips are named after the human mouth, what flowers are named after the human foot?

[retrorussell]

'dog'wood

If a pregnant mother gets her nipples pierced, will the baby have too much difficulty nursing and starve?

[Derf]

Only if she's too stupid to mix up formula. In which case the baby is also likely stupid, so maybe starvation is a good alternative.


When did Tom Cruise finally lose all touch with reality?

[retrorussell]

When he started making All The Wrong Moves.

Would it be a curse or a blessing for a guy to have two penises?

[AndyC]

Two is the limit. After one in the mouth and one up the butt, it starts to get uncomfortable.

Is oatmeal really the right thing to do?

[retrorussell]

Yeah, if you're over 70.  Otherwise, chicken fried steak is the way to go.

What the hell does Iko Iko mean?

[Cthulhu]

It means "It's better to sweat like a dog than to have diarrhea".
What would you do with a box filled with sand and rocks?

[wickednick]

I would use the rocks to break windows and pour the sand down my pants.

How do you let her down easy?

[Raffine]

With a block and tackle.

Doctor who?

[Rev. Powell]

He's on first. 

What the heck is wrong with Steve Buscemi's face?

[vukxfiles]

His mouth area makes him look like a mutated rat.

Why do braces make some girls look hot?