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Derf

#75
June 17, 2009, 08:14:50 AM
Because she always shows up late to Wardrobe, so they give her the "special" costumes.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
"They tap dance not, neither do they fart." --Greensleeves, on the Fig Men of the Imagination, in "Twice Upon a Time."

hellbilly

#76
June 17, 2009, 09:40:08 AM
A Woodchuck Would Chuck As Much Wood As A Wood Chuck Could, If A Woodchuck Could Chuck Wood.

How did Indiana Jones became a master of the whip?

Saucerman

#77
June 17, 2009, 10:32:20 AM
There was a typo in the original script.  In the original concept, he was armed with a can of whipped cream.

Why do they call the noise humpback whales make "singing?"

Mr. DS

#78
June 17, 2009, 11:12:54 AM
Because they still have more talent than all the American Idol winners combined.

Why do I like potato chips so much?
DarkSider's Realm
http://darksidersrealm.blogspot.com/

"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall

hellbilly

#79
June 17, 2009, 11:31:05 AM
Because your throat is wide enough to swallow them whole?  :wink:

Why did Madonna adopt another child?

meQal

#80
June 17, 2009, 12:01:50 PM
Because it was the only way to get the matching set.

How often does Wednesday come around?
Movie Trivia Fact : O.J. Simpson was considered for the title role in The Terminator, but producers feared he was \"too nice\" to be taken seriously as a cold-blooded killer.<br />Isn\'t hindsight great.<br />A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it. - Agent Kay - Men in Black

Raffine

#81
June 17, 2009, 12:04:40 PM
Whenever Uncle Fester buys her a new doll.




Who is Harry Kellerman and Why Is He Saying Those Terrible Things About Me?

If you're an Andy Milligan fan there's no hope for you.

Javakoala

#82
June 17, 2009, 05:01:01 PM
He obviously knows you; that's why!

Why didn't Toni Basil stick with movies instead of inflicting "Oh, Mickey" on the world?

Rev. Powell

#83
June 17, 2009, 05:36:42 PM
Because she was under orders from Kim Jong-il to wreak maximum demoralization on the American people.

How does Javakoala always know just when I'm about to post so he can post a reply 5 seconds before I do?
I'll take you places the hand of man has not yet set foot...

AndyC

#84
June 17, 2009, 07:35:47 PM
He's inside your house! :buggedout:


Whooooo are you? Who who who who?
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"Join me in the abyss of savings."

Javakoala

#85
June 17, 2009, 08:07:07 PM
What? Are you a frickin' owl?  Your feet don't fit on no limb!

What do you get if you cross Tom Cruise with Will Ferrell?

Derf

#86
June 17, 2009, 09:52:17 PM
Sorry; gay marriage is still illegal in California.

How can you tell that your invisible ink pen has run out of ink?
"They tap dance not, neither do they fart." --Greensleeves, on the Fig Men of the Imagination, in "Twice Upon a Time."

Javakoala

#87
June 18, 2009, 12:06:03 AM
You stop getting messages back from your pretend friends.

What happens when you put Roseanne Barr in the lead role of the reboot of "Mame"?

Trevor

#88
June 18, 2009, 06:40:13 AM
They will no doubt get David MAMEt to write the script.  :wink:

Why did it take the Queen so long to knight Christopher Lee? (thanks, Fausto)
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

Derf

#89
June 18, 2009, 06:51:54 AM
Because she wanted a morning ceremony, and he only walks the night.

Wouldn't you like to be a Pepper, too?
"They tap dance not, neither do they fart." --Greensleeves, on the Fig Men of the Imagination, in "Twice Upon a Time."
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