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Newt

#765
June 27, 2010, 07:39:57 AM
Genfiddich 18.

Where are the snows of yesteryear?
"May I offer you a Peek Frean?" - Walter Bishop
"Thank you for appreciating my descent into deviant behavior, Mr. Reese." - Harold Finch

Rev. Powell

#766
June 27, 2010, 07:47:04 AM
What a flaky question!

What's in the restored scene of METROPOLIS?
I'll take you places the hand of man has not yet set foot...

Doggett

#767
June 27, 2010, 02:24:39 PM
Clark tell Lois he's Superman


Why is this thread popular?
                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.

AndyC

#768
June 27, 2010, 03:02:14 PM
It's extremely easy to sew with.

Ever seen a salad dressing?
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diamondwaspvenom

#769
June 27, 2010, 05:37:28 PM Last Edit: June 27, 2010, 05:51:49 PM by diamondwaspvenom
Yes. I had a restraining order put on me after.

Do amoebas have souls?

retrorussell

#770
June 27, 2010, 05:50:27 PM
Amoebas are one-souled protozoans.

What are you wearing?
"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."

AndyC

#771
June 27, 2010, 07:05:01 PM
My wife's patience.

What is that liquid stuff in the middle of golf balls?
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Mr. DS

#772
June 27, 2010, 07:14:35 PM
Its the bi-product involved with making baby golfballs

Is anyone sitting here?
DarkSider's Realm
http://darksidersrealm.blogspot.com/

"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall

retrorussell

#773
June 27, 2010, 07:16:54 PM
No.. just mind the whoopie cushion.

Why did it take both Jack and Jill to fetch a single pail of water?
"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."

Derf

#774
June 27, 2010, 09:27:51 PM
Because Jack is one weak little S.O.B. And Jill is using a whip on him to get him to do his chores.


Want a screw?
"They tap dance not, neither do they fart." --Greensleeves, on the Fig Men of the Imagination, in "Twice Upon a Time."

AndyC

#775
June 27, 2010, 10:32:24 PM
Depends on the size of the slot.

Why did the chicken cross Al Capone?
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Cthulhu

#776
June 28, 2010, 04:40:40 AM
Because it didn't find the road.
Why is Hollywood determined to destroy everything I love?

Doggett

#777
June 28, 2010, 05:55:43 AM
You accidently ran over Hollywood's cat and now Hollywood's gonna make you pay....


Where's my mobile?
                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.

AndyC

#778
June 28, 2010, 06:06:08 AM
Hanging over your crib.

What would Bela Lugosi think of Twilight?
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diamondwaspvenom

#779
June 28, 2010, 08:11:04 AM
He would be so enraged by what it has done to the vampire image that he would send Lobo to destroy Stephanie Meyer and all the cast and crew.

Did you really think this was all about the girl?
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