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Raffine

#870
January 20, 2011, 10:49:38 PM
Feeding a horse to an old lady*.



HAve you ever seen a dream walking?




*KARMA to whomever gets this first.  :teddyr:
If you're an Andy Milligan fan there's no hope for you.

Newt

#871
January 20, 2011, 11:03:49 PM
Well, I did.


Do you know why she swallowed the fly?
"May I offer you a Peek Frean?" - Walter Bishop
"Thank you for appreciating my descent into deviant behavior, Mr. Reese." - Harold Finch

retrorussell

#872
January 20, 2011, 11:41:48 PM
To feed the frog she swallowed earlier.

Has the phrase "Where's the beef?" been used in porn?
"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."

Rev. Powell

#873
January 21, 2011, 11:38:11 AM
The actresses constantly used that phrase when I did amateur porn in the 90s.

What religious figure would make the best pro wrestler?
I'll take you places the hand of man has not yet set foot...

Mr. DS

#874
January 21, 2011, 12:13:19 PM
Friar Tuck

What's water really taste like?
DarkSider's Realm
http://darksidersrealm.blogspot.com/

"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall

Flangepart

#875
January 21, 2011, 01:53:33 PM
Thats depends on what fish it passed through first.


Whats the biggest problem monsters have when eating people?
"Aggressivlly eccentric, and proud of it!"

retrorussell

#876
January 21, 2011, 03:08:49 PM
Bones get stuck in their teeth.

Why hasn't Super Mario Bros.: The Musical been made?
"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."

Doggett

#877
January 21, 2011, 05:17:08 PM
Bob Hoskins has a sore thoat.

Why is technicolour 'glorious' ?
                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.

Mr. DS

#878
January 21, 2011, 06:38:05 PM
Watch porn in black and white and get back to me on that.

What is Doggett's problem?
DarkSider's Realm
http://darksidersrealm.blogspot.com/

"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall

RCMerchant

#879
January 21, 2011, 06:53:53 PM
E's bloody British!  :buggedout:

Why is the sky blue but the air isn't?
Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
https://www.tumblr.com/ronmerchant

retrorussell

#880
January 21, 2011, 10:37:06 PM
Well, if Blue Sunshine makes you insane, breathing blue air would really be a bad idea.

Since bringing back nostalgic things is all the rage these days, will they bring back New Coke?
"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."

Leah

#881
January 21, 2011, 10:38:19 PM
only after they bring back my brain!

Am I goin' mad?
yeah no.

ImaginaryFoot

#882
January 21, 2011, 10:57:25 PM
No, you're goin back to Cali.   Why did the pervert cross the road?
Lima beans are the Devil

Leah

#883
January 21, 2011, 11:31:24 PM
to listen to Erasure.

Can it be true?
yeah no.

claws

#884
January 22, 2011, 01:26:51 AM
Yes, Santa Claus is not real.

Are Taylor Swift and Jake Gyllenhaal back together again?

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