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hellbilly

#285
July 01, 2009, 09:24:45 AM
Only in Sint Eustatius.

Why do people sweat?

Derf

#286
July 01, 2009, 09:46:19 AM
They're scared of meeting me in a dark alley.

What is the horror of Spider Island exactly?
"They tap dance not, neither do they fart." --Greensleeves, on the Fig Men of the Imagination, in "Twice Upon a Time."

Mr. DS

#287
July 01, 2009, 11:15:22 AM
The latest Disney ride that will be turned into a movie...or vice versa. 

Will you marry me?
DarkSider's Realm
http://darksidersrealm.blogspot.com/

"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall

Doggett

#288
July 01, 2009, 11:17:47 AM
We been through this before, Darksider...shhhh :wink:



What time is it ?
                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.

Rev. Powell

#289
July 01, 2009, 11:19:45 AM
Time for you and DarkSider to stop posting answers a few seconds before I can compose my incredibly clever response!

What was the breast count in MALIBU EXPRESS?
I'll take you places the hand of man has not yet set foot...

AndyC

#290
July 01, 2009, 12:56:41 PM
A vampire with huge knockers.


Can you handle the truth?
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"Join me in the abyss of savings."

Doggett

#291
July 01, 2009, 01:27:12 PM
I don't know.


Can you handle John Goodman ?
                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.

Javakoala

#292
July 01, 2009, 05:29:02 PM
Only after a fifth of whiskey.

How well do we really know the real you?

Trevor

#293
July 02, 2009, 02:03:08 AM
Quote from: Javakoala on July 01, 2009, 05:29:02 PM
How well do we really know the real you?

If thou knowest my underpants, thou knowest me. :buggedout: :buggedout:

Serious question: there is a lady in my life who is the love of my life. She knows how I feel and my feelings are reciprocated but she prefers to see me as her brother. Why is that?  :question:
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

Jack

#294
July 02, 2009, 06:37:24 AM
Because she's your sister?

Well, serious answer, I'll never ever claim to understand women.  However you've got two choices:  A)  (this is the one you should choose) Move on, find someone who sees you as the love of her life, get hitched, or B)  (this is the one you should NOT choose) Live on an emotional roller coaster until some day in the indeterminate future when she either makes up her mind or starts going out with some other guy right in front of you.

My question:  Why is water wet?

The world is changed by your example, not by your opinion.

- Paulo Coelho

Doggett

#295
July 02, 2009, 06:45:16 AM
Quote from: Jack on July 02, 2009, 06:37:24 AM
or starts going out with some other guy right in front of you.


I hate that. Especially when they know how you feel !  :bluesad:
It's soul destroying.


Anyway, why is water wet ?
                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.

Derf

#296
July 02, 2009, 07:35:03 AM
Because it's got water all over it.

Do you like my nuts?
"They tap dance not, neither do they fart." --Greensleeves, on the Fig Men of the Imagination, in "Twice Upon a Time."

Doggett

#297
July 02, 2009, 07:37:17 AM
Only if you like my banana...




Why don't people like Men In Black II ?
                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.

Derf

#298
July 02, 2009, 09:04:14 AM
Quote from: doggett on July 02, 2009, 07:37:17 AM
Only if you like my banana...

Are you trying to cheat on Darksider? For shame!  :bouncegiggle:

Anyway, people really do like MIB II; they're just playing it cool.

What's black and white and red all over?
"They tap dance not, neither do they fart." --Greensleeves, on the Fig Men of the Imagination, in "Twice Upon a Time."

Doggett

#299
July 02, 2009, 09:19:04 AM
An embarassed Man In Black



Will they remake Catwoman ?

*The love between me and Darksider is secret so shhhh... :teddyr:
                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.
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