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Javakoala

#435
July 16, 2009, 04:42:37 PM
The Keebler elves pee in the mix.

Who broke this?

Doggett

#437
July 16, 2009, 06:23:10 PM
Quote from: Javakoala on July 16, 2009, 04:42:37 PM
The Keebler elves pee in the mix.

Who broke this?

It was Darksider...he's been walking funny...



What happens when you reverse the polarity flow ?
                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.

AndyC

#438
July 16, 2009, 10:32:02 PM
Jon Pertwee looks down and smiles.


Ever been in a Turkish prison?
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"Join me in the abyss of savings."

Doggett

#439
July 17, 2009, 06:02:21 AM
No, but apparently they have ots of women in them...well...that's the idea I'm getting from the films I watch...







What's the story morning glory ?
                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.

Javakoala

#440
July 17, 2009, 06:09:15 AM
Well, once upon a time, there was a plucky girl welder who really wanted to dance...nah, never make it as a movie.

How many times do I have to tell you?

Doggett

#441
July 17, 2009, 06:12:22 AM
Just one more time...I'll remember this time, honest.



What does David Cronenburg dream of ?
                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.

AndyC

#442
July 17, 2009, 07:32:02 AM
A magic land of unicorns and rainbows.


If a tree falls in the forest, and nobody is there to hear it, does it make a sound?
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"Join me in the abyss of savings."

Derf

#443
July 17, 2009, 07:55:24 AM
Can't happen. Al Gore hears everything in the forests of the world.

Where on Earth is Carmen Sandiego?
"They tap dance not, neither do they fart." --Greensleeves, on the Fig Men of the Imagination, in "Twice Upon a Time."

Mr. DS

#444
July 17, 2009, 08:17:53 AM
In my pants currently

Who throws a shoe...honestly?
DarkSider's Realm
http://darksidersrealm.blogspot.com/

"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall

Doggett

#445
July 17, 2009, 09:05:19 AM
The same guy that sticks a remote up his...



Are you ready to go ?


                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.

Mr. DS

#446
July 17, 2009, 12:04:56 PM
Yes, I've been waiting on you to finish your makeup.

Does this taste funny to you?
DarkSider's Realm
http://darksidersrealm.blogspot.com/

"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall

Doggett

#447
July 17, 2009, 12:18:35 PM
Dude, you weren't meant to eat that !!





Are you going to take the rubbish out ?
                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.

Derf

#448
July 17, 2009, 12:36:14 PM
That's no way to talk about your sister!


Will it be my way or the highway?
"They tap dance not, neither do they fart." --Greensleeves, on the Fig Men of the Imagination, in "Twice Upon a Time."

Doggett

#449
July 17, 2009, 02:27:20 PM
Hmm...I've heard about "your way" so I'll take the highway. It's more hygenic.





What's your favourite font ?




                                             

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