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retrorussell

#1200
March 12, 2011, 05:36:53 PM
Not sure.  Neither my brother nor I smoke.

Where exactly IS Surf City?
"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."

Leah

#1201
March 13, 2011, 09:46:02 AM
Next to Wipeout Beach.


Here's my question:  :question: :question:?
yeah no.

diamondwaspvenom

#1202
March 13, 2011, 09:39:01 PM
My answer:  :bouncegiggle: :buggedout: :hot: :cheers:

Do trees get back up after they've fallen down?

Olivia Bauer

#1203
March 14, 2011, 07:47:45 AM
Yes. Then they flood Isengard in revenge.

What manner of fiend are you?

Derf

#1204
March 14, 2011, 01:26:28 PM
If you'll loan me $5, I'll be your bestest fiend in the whole world.




May I have this dance?
"They tap dance not, neither do they fart." --Greensleeves, on the Fig Men of the Imagination, in "Twice Upon a Time."

SPazzo

#1205
March 14, 2011, 04:32:32 PM
Yes, but it's a disco, so I don't know if you'd want it. :wink: :tongueout:

If today is Pi day, is there ever going to be a Pie day?

retrorussell

#1206
March 14, 2011, 05:51:21 PM
Wednesday.  That's "hump" day.  You can have your "pie" that day.

Why was Yosemite Sam such a d*ck?
"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."

Olivia Bauer

#1207
March 15, 2011, 07:41:19 AM
His pants are WAAAAAY too tight! It makes him grumpy.

Do I need to construct additional pylons?

JayJayM12

#1208
March 15, 2011, 08:11:59 AM
You should construct a MEGApylon so that he can fight Sharktopus!

Who do I think I am?
Check out my movie reviews and articles at:  www.cinedump.com<br /><br />Or, don\\\'t check them out - see if I care.  You\\\'re not my real mom anyway.  Unless, you are.  In which case, whatever, I\\\'ll do what I want.  It\\\'s my hot body.  Y\\\'all don\\\'t know me.

Derf

#1209
March 15, 2011, 08:44:56 AM
I think you're the reincarnated Dalai Alpaca (sorry, the Dalai Lama is still alive). Do I win a prize?



Where can a guy get a good sandwich in this town?
"They tap dance not, neither do they fart." --Greensleeves, on the Fig Men of the Imagination, in "Twice Upon a Time."

diamondwaspvenom

#1210
March 16, 2011, 07:59:21 AM
Downtown in an old, decrepit occult shop. Beware though, every sandwich you buy comes with a terrible curse.

NOOOO! What did they do to you?!

Derf

#1211
March 16, 2011, 11:10:51 AM
Well, I went into this occult shop and ordered a sandwich. When I came out, I looked like this.



Which way did he go? Which way did he go?
"They tap dance not, neither do they fart." --Greensleeves, on the Fig Men of the Imagination, in "Twice Upon a Time."

retrorussell

#1212
March 16, 2011, 01:55:33 PM
Into my arms, George.  Where I will hug you and squeeze you and never let you go.

Do bakers feel unlucky due to a baker's dozen being 13?
"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."

claws

#1213
March 16, 2011, 02:05:38 PM
Only if they are superstitious  :wink:

Do I look like I just fell off the turnip truck?

Rev. Powell

#1214
March 16, 2011, 02:07:50 PM
The turnip sticking out of your left nostril says yes to me.

Are there some questions that just don't have an answer?
I'll take you places the hand of man has not yet set foot...
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