Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer...

[retrorussell]

Of course!  Him and Sam are SOUL MEN!

Do women d**che much anymore?

[diamondwaspvenom]

Nah. But they still nag as always. 

Are you TRYING to p**s off the volcano god?

[Leah]

NO, I'm just trying to burn the dead bodies!
Excuse me sir, do you have any Gray Pupon?

[retrorussell]

Someone did this already.. I answered it before and I'll answer it the same way.

No, but I have grey poop.
Has anyone seen Andre Ware lately?

[Killer Bees]

I probably would say it was me if I knew who that was :buggeout:
If you started at the bottom of a mine and worked your way to the top, wouldn't you still be on the ground?

[retrorussell]

(Andre Ware: Former Quarterback in National Football League, and a terrible one at that)
Not only would you still be on the ground, you'd need a shower in the worst way.

What's the best way to start a fire in your fireplace?

[SPazzo]

Getting someone else to do it!

Which is better, being an introvert or an extrovert?

[retrorussell]

Neither; being a pervert is much more fun.

Did you just fart?

[diamondwaspvenom]

Of course. If you don't believe me, just look at the trail of dead people.

Is someone calling me?

[Leah]

yeah, it's me- Where's the-(DWV cuts me off)

Can you come out?

[claws]

As soon as its dark, yes.

Why is the answer blowing in the wind?

[retrorussell]

Because the answer is a wind sock.

Mars or Snickers?

[Olivia Bauer]

Butterfingers.

Will Duke Nukem Forever come out.... Ever?

[diamondwaspvenom]

When the sun ceases to shine, the moon turns blood red and I become the president, THEN it shall be released.

Did you feed the mogwai after midnight?

[Derf]

Yes, to my German Shepherd. He was feeling peckish.



Who would win in a fight: a giant radioactive koi or a plate of Spam?