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SPazzo

#1320
April 11, 2011, 05:17:38 PM
It's raining cats, dogs, and chickens.

How is the weather down there?

retrorussell

#1321
April 11, 2011, 05:49:57 PM
(Retro turns and looks at his butt; farts)
Slightly cloudy.

They say that Coke adds life.  Is this true?
"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."

Leah

#1322
April 11, 2011, 06:29:19 PM
no, It's dope.

why can't I finish this senten?
yeah no.

Robocop

#1323
April 11, 2011, 09:17:05 PM
Because you have nothing more to say.

Why does Bale growl when he is Batman?

retrorussell

#1324
April 11, 2011, 09:21:17 PM
Because his tights are chafing.

Will they ever come out with Slugs: The Musical?
"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."

Kaseykockroach

#1325
April 12, 2011, 02:18:02 AM
No, they're too busy filming Slugs: The Porno.

Where's Jaws 19?
Closetshipper.deviantart.com

"You wanna be a genius, it's easy. All you gotta say is, everything stinks. Then you're never wrong."

retrorussell

#1326
April 12, 2011, 02:16:55 PM
In the future.  Borrow a Delorean and head for the nearest theater.

When will the stars fall from the sky?
"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."

venomx

#1327
April 12, 2011, 03:06:35 PM
A. 2012.

Q. Who would win in a pie eating contest, 70's King Kong or 50's Godzilla?

Derf

#1328
April 12, 2011, 04:08:26 PM
2000's Kirsty Alley.



When can I retire?
"They tap dance not, neither do they fart." --Greensleeves, on the Fig Men of the Imagination, in "Twice Upon a Time."

retrorussell

#1329
April 12, 2011, 05:48:40 PM
When your car needs new tires.

When will Geico stop doing pointless commercials?
"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."

Leah

#1330
April 12, 2011, 08:35:51 PM
When Venice sinks.

Why are there more windmills in Holland than in Texas?
yeah no.

JayJayM12

#1331
April 13, 2011, 08:34:34 AM
There used to be more in Texas, but they kept getting distracted, staring at those spinny things and nothing was getting done.  So, they took them all out.  (I actually was living there at the time that it happened.  Prop 92)

Do you like fish sticks?
Check out my movie reviews and articles at:  www.cinedump.com<br /><br />Or, don\\\'t check them out - see if I care.  You\\\'re not my real mom anyway.  Unless, you are.  In which case, whatever, I\\\'ll do what I want.  It\\\'s my hot body.  Y\\\'all don\\\'t know me.

claws

#1332
April 13, 2011, 09:59:21 AM
I prefer drum sticks.

How should I treat my wife's lice?

JayJayM12

#1333
April 13, 2011, 02:37:17 PM
The same way that you would have them treat you.  So sayeth the Lord.

How do you plan on spending your summer vacation?
Check out my movie reviews and articles at:  www.cinedump.com<br /><br />Or, don\\\'t check them out - see if I care.  You\\\'re not my real mom anyway.  Unless, you are.  In which case, whatever, I\\\'ll do what I want.  It\\\'s my hot body.  Y\\\'all don\\\'t know me.

Kaseykockroach

#1334
April 13, 2011, 04:39:30 PM
Wait for it to be over.

Why does my dead hamster jack off to Hamtaro?
Closetshipper.deviantart.com

"You wanna be a genius, it's easy. All you gotta say is, everything stinks. Then you're never wrong."
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