Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer...

[diamondwaspvenom]

.....Because I'm Batman.

Where is the ring?!

[Robocop]

I have a copy on video, but if you watch it you'll die.

Why does Darth Vader constantly breath loudly?

[Kaseykockroach]

Because, it's hard to breath under that big helmet. Just ask Dark Helmet!

What does Sloppy Joe know?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKvhVssO348

[Olivia Bauer]

How to make a mess.


Warp 5, sir?

[Javakoala]

Actually, Sulu, just blow the engines. NOT LIKE THAT!!!!!!!!

Why don't we do it in the road?

[Leah]

There was a legion of spiders meeting.

homer called, he said he want's his pants back. What do you know about this?

[Derf]

I know that "wants" doesn't need an apostrophe. 



Who's that peeking in my window?

[retrorussell]

That doggie, with the waggly tail.  Now it's HIS turn to stare at YOU and wonder how much YOU'RE worth!

What happened to Mayor McCheese?  And the pirate guy?

[Flangepart]

They got together and moved to Fondu-lock.

If Iron man is made of Iron, what is his woman made of?

[Derf]

Inflatable vinyl. He's lonely.




If laughter is the best medicine, why can't it cure diarrhea?

[Crom]

Because it makes you gag.



What is the language of cheese?

[Leah]

If I tell you, then I must kill you.


Why did the GM Futurliner sell for $4,000,000.00?

[claws]

Because nobody wanted to pay $4,000,000.01.

Why isn't there a safe weight-loss pill?

[Leah]

cuz if there was, then there won;t be any lawsuits against that company.

Where's Johny?

[Robocop]

He's at your door as we speak



Are the Japaneses creating chick robots for sex?