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alandhopewell

#1560
January 18, 2012, 01:23:09 PM
Quote from: Flangepart on January 18, 2012, 09:32:05 AM
Because it's on Prosac.

What did the Troll do when it found an Atheist?

     Said grace, giving thanks for small snacks.

What part of your body do you wish were bigger?
If it's true what they say, that GOD created us in His image, then why should we not love creating, and why should we not continue to do so, as carefully and ethically as we can, on whatever scale we're capable of?

     The choice is simple; refuse to create, and refuse to grow, or build, with care and love.

JayJayM12

#1561
January 18, 2012, 03:23:35 PM
Everything EXCEPT for my John Thomas, so that I'll FINALLY be in proportion...

Where were you when you learned that Tupac had died?
Check out my movie reviews and articles at:  www.cinedump.com<br /><br />Or, don\\\'t check them out - see if I care.  You\\\'re not my real mom anyway.  Unless, you are.  In which case, whatever, I\\\'ll do what I want.  It\\\'s my hot body.  Y\\\'all don\\\'t know me.

alandhopewell

#1562
January 18, 2012, 03:55:56 PM
Quote from: JayJayM12 on January 18, 2012, 03:23:35 PM
Everything EXCEPT for my John Thomas, so that I'll FINALLY be in proportion...

Where were you when you learned that Tupac had died?

     In front of my tv, doing the Snoopy dance.
But dare a pair with paranoia scare?
If it's true what they say, that GOD created us in His image, then why should we not love creating, and why should we not continue to do so, as carefully and ethically as we can, on whatever scale we're capable of?

     The choice is simple; refuse to create, and refuse to grow, or build, with care and love.

Leah

#1563
January 18, 2012, 04:46:46 PM
No, I would be on a boat with a goat going slow.


Can it really be him?
yeah no.

Flangepart

#1564
January 18, 2012, 06:26:24 PM
Depends on the definition of reality. If the force of gravity changes every hour, then the answer is yes.

If Godzilla and King Kong had a love child, who would be it's first grade teacher?
"Aggressivlly eccentric, and proud of it!"

diamondwaspvenom

#1565
January 19, 2012, 08:13:16 AM
Hitler.

Why do penguins hate cheesewiz?

Flangepart

#1566
January 19, 2012, 09:41:04 AM
It's as addictive as catnip.

Why can't cavemen live above ground?
"Aggressivlly eccentric, and proud of it!"

alandhopewell

#1567
January 19, 2012, 02:16:49 PM
Quote from: Flangepart on January 19, 2012, 09:41:04 AM
It's as addictive as catnip.

Why can't cavemen live above ground?

     Can't get up that first / last rent, plus deposit.

If it's true what they say, that GOD created us in His image, then why should we not love creating, and why should we not continue to do so, as carefully and ethically as we can, on whatever scale we're capable of?

     The choice is simple; refuse to create, and refuse to grow, or build, with care and love.

JayJayM12

#1568
January 19, 2012, 03:03:08 PM
Quote from: alandhopewell on January 19, 2012, 02:16:49 PM


She was kidnapped by a crazy man named Brady, his lovely lady, and their 6 kids (3 with hair of gold, like their mother).  She is now forced to work, against her will, in their house, doing their every bidding.  I'm sorry, but you'll never see her again...

Why is it required by law to talk about the weather when riding the elevator with a stranger?
Check out my movie reviews and articles at:  www.cinedump.com<br /><br />Or, don\\\'t check them out - see if I care.  You\\\'re not my real mom anyway.  Unless, you are.  In which case, whatever, I\\\'ll do what I want.  It\\\'s my hot body.  Y\\\'all don\\\'t know me.

Leah

#1569
January 19, 2012, 05:58:22 PM
Because that's the LAW!!!!!


Guess who's back?
yeah no.

JaseSF

#1570
January 19, 2012, 08:39:01 PM
Susie Q and her little doggett too. :wink:

Why doesn't it snow in August?
"This above all: To thine own self be true!"

Kaseykockroach

#1571
January 20, 2012, 03:48:49 AM
Well, you see friend, it's too cold for it snow to in August!

Why do I find myself watching B-movies more than good movies?
Closetshipper.deviantart.com

"You wanna be a genius, it's easy. All you gotta say is, everything stinks. Then you're never wrong."

Leah

#1572
January 21, 2012, 11:11:07 PM
It's because you're not a rational person, just like the rest of use! :teddyr:

Is it really that serious?
yeah no.

Chainsawmidget

#1573
January 22, 2012, 12:44:48 AM
Quote from: El Toro Loco on January 21, 2012, 11:11:07 PM
Is it really that serious?
It never is. 

If Jimmy cracked corn, and the person singing about it doesn't care, why did he bother to make a song about it in the first place? 

claws

#1574
January 22, 2012, 02:29:12 PM
So others wouldn't have to care either.

I know this is a long shot, but did you take much acid during the sixties?
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