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Rev. Powell

#1635
May 04, 2014, 10:25:21 AM
No, Mr. Midget, I expect you to die.

Can I get you a drink?
I'll take you places the hand of man has not yet set foot...

Derf

#1636
May 05, 2014, 07:10:57 AM
Yes. Lime in a coconut, please. Shaken, not stirred.


Will bell-bottomed pants ever come back in style, and what can we do to prevent it?
"They tap dance not, neither do they fart." --Greensleeves, on the Fig Men of the Imagination, in "Twice Upon a Time."

Flangepart

#1637
May 05, 2014, 08:27:05 AM
Maybe, and threaten to take chain saws to the fashion industry.

It's Monday - where, oh where are my brain cells?
"Aggressivlly eccentric, and proud of it!"

alandhopewell

#1638
May 05, 2014, 01:45:01 PM
Quote from: Flangepart on May 05, 2014, 08:27:05 AM
Maybe, and threaten to take chain saws to the fashion industry.

It's Monday - where, oh where are my brain cells?

     Stuck in Friday traffic.
Have you been around? Have you done your share of comin' down?
If it's true what they say, that GOD created us in His image, then why should we not love creating, and why should we not continue to do so, as carefully and ethically as we can, on whatever scale we're capable of?

     The choice is simple; refuse to create, and refuse to grow, or build, with care and love.

Flangepart

#1639
May 05, 2014, 05:28:59 PM
No, I don't get pain enough Rubles, and my share involves two fried chickens, a box of dougnuts and a bottle of Jack Danials.

Why did the Klingon cross the road?
"Aggressivlly eccentric, and proud of it!"

Derf

#1640
May 06, 2014, 07:20:26 AM
Because it was stuck to the chicken's butt.


Have you been to the seaside?
"They tap dance not, neither do they fart." --Greensleeves, on the Fig Men of the Imagination, in "Twice Upon a Time."

Flangepart

#1641
May 06, 2014, 08:39:35 AM
Yes, and Germans just WON'T clean up all the landmines!

Why can't we have rocketpacks and flying cars?

"Aggressivlly eccentric, and proud of it!"

retrorussell

#1642
May 06, 2014, 01:30:09 PM
Well, we can't have the flying cars because their arms would get "tired".

If instant karma is going to get me, what can I do about it?
"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."

Derf

#1643
May 06, 2014, 09:10:58 PM
Drop your drawers, grab your ankles and smile.



How big is the trouble in little China?
"They tap dance not, neither do they fart." --Greensleeves, on the Fig Men of the Imagination, in "Twice Upon a Time."

retrorussell

#1644
May 07, 2014, 05:23:01 AM
Little China breaks easily.  As does big China.

What does Jr. Pac-Man look like these days?
"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."

Flangepart

#1645
May 07, 2014, 05:31:42 PM
Fat as a German sausage-holic.

Where have all the man-eating flowers gone?

"Aggressivlly eccentric, and proud of it!"

Derf

#1646
May 08, 2014, 01:23:54 AM
They tried to eat the manliest of men: Chuck Norris. He round-house kicked them to Alpha Centauri.



How far back in the woods does the honky cat need to go to resume his redneck ways?
"They tap dance not, neither do they fart." --Greensleeves, on the Fig Men of the Imagination, in "Twice Upon a Time."

Flangepart

#1647
May 08, 2014, 08:20:46 AM
At the end of the gravel road, when the banjo's start to play.

What happens when you mix Viagra with the Blob?
"Aggressivlly eccentric, and proud of it!"

Derf

#1648
May 12, 2014, 06:53:00 AM
The 50-foot woman gets a new toy.



The river's down, the creek is dry, so why do you wear your pants so high?
"They tap dance not, neither do they fart." --Greensleeves, on the Fig Men of the Imagination, in "Twice Upon a Time."

Flangepart

#1649
May 12, 2014, 12:53:05 PM
Cause that way I know, what ever may come, I know it's unlikely, I'll wet me bum.

I you were a muppet, which one would you be?
"Aggressivlly eccentric, and proud of it!"
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