Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer...

[Derf]

Sorry, man, ain't nobody sticking their hand that far up my keester.



Are you going to Scarborough Faire?

[Flangepart]

Nope. Going like a storm cloud, to rain of their parade.


War- what's it good for?

[retrorussell]

Lowrider, Spill The Wine, Why Can't We Be Friends, Cisco Kid, etc.

Why are supervisors so damn lame?

[Derf]

Because to become a supervisor, you have to demonstrate the ability to shove your head up your backside.



What is the meaning of all this kerfuffle?

[Flangepart]

It proves you know Yiddish.

Why can't the Sy-Fy channel get good movies?

[Olivia Bauer]

Because they can't even spell Sci-Fi right.

Why hasn't anyone killed Friedberg yet?

[Derf]

Because the check to the hit man bounced.



Anybody got change for a twenty?

[Flangepart]

Yeah, I can change it into a really good dinner at Stake and shake.


We know Trevor has scary undies- but what about Umaril's T-shirts?

[Derf]

Back when he had feathers, they weren't so bad; there was a layer of protection. Since he was unfeathered, though, peeeyuuuu! Those pit stains could stop a charging chaurus and have been known to make skeevers faint.


Why no, I don't play too many video games. Why do you ask?

[Flangepart]

Because the constant twitching of your thumbs disturbs me.

Think Godzilla attacks cities because he's sexually frustrated?

[Derf]

Yes, because he's only sexually attracted to hummingbirds.


Who would win in a fight between Mahatma Gandhi and Martin Luther King, Jr.?

[Olivia Bauer]

Whoever wins the real loser is whoever was watching.

Are you not entertained?!

[Flangepart]

Oh, I R...just not wif my Spellingg.

Why won't Godzilla and Gamera kiss and make up?

[Olivia Bauer]

You've obviously never smelled Godzilla's atomic breath.

What is the Doctor's real name?

[Rev. Powell]

Pepper... Dr. Ima Pepper.

Do androids dream of electric sheep?