Man Drinks Daughter's Breast Milk

Javakoala · June 20, 2009, 07:33:22 AM

Okay, to make up for this, I'll buy a round of beers for everybody down at Hooters.

ghouck · June 20, 2009, 12:40:37 PM

Quote from: Javakoala on June 20, 2009, 07:33:22 AM
Okay, to make up for this, I'll buy a round of beers for everybody down at Hooters.

I'll take a couple JUGS of beer, thank you. . .

indianasmith · June 20, 2009, 05:34:15 PM

I see this thread has gone three pages. I was hoping it would stop at a nice pair . . .

Javakoala · June 20, 2009, 05:55:29 PM

Oh, that reminds me. I need to replace my dirty pillows with some clean ones.

Javakoala · June 21, 2009, 02:14:34 PM

Was the daughter's name Melon-ee?

Allhallowsday · June 23, 2009, 03:39:20 PM

Quote from: doggett on June 20, 2009, 05:24:27 AM
Quote from: Allhallowsday on June 20, 2009, 12:03:11 AM
This thread makes me feel like a deer in the HEADLIGHTS.
I think the deck is STACKED against future puns.
I wouldn't want to be CANNON fodder.
I would expect this sort of behavior from the others, but not from you, Allhallowsday !

Well, let's not be BOOBIES! Really, you mustn't make MOUNTAINS out of MOLEHILLS. I CAN't believe you'd be offended.

indianasmith · June 24, 2009, 12:18:50 PM

We keep reaching further and further . . . but I think all the good puns are milked out.

Doggett · June 24, 2009, 12:27:34 PM

Quote from: indianasmith on June 24, 2009, 12:18:50 PM
We keep reaching further and further . . . but I think all the good puns are milked out.

I actually swore when I read that.
It takes a lot to make me swear but that did it.

ghouck · June 25, 2009, 02:35:44 PM

Ok, no more puns, , I promise, , CROSS MY HEART. . .

[EDIT] I bet anyone that Doggett isn't old enough to get that one. . .

Javakoala · June 26, 2009, 06:24:56 AM

Quote from: ghouck on June 25, 2009, 02:35:44 PM
Ok, no more puns, , I promise, , CROSS MY HEART. . .

[EDIT] I bet anyone that Doggett isn't old enough to get that one. . .

That made me titter a bit.

Okay, I'm done here. If I should have too many beers and post on this thread again, I'll accept negative karma.

Trevor · June 26, 2009, 08:09:29 AM

When Bernardo Bertolucci got his Oscar for The Last Emperor he said:

"If New York is The Big Apple, then Los Angeles is The Big Nipple."

ghouck · July 23, 2009, 01:24:50 PM

Even though it's been a while, I still support this thread, it's very uplifting.

Psycho Circus · July 23, 2009, 01:48:01 PM

Quote from: ghouck on July 23, 2009, 01:24:50 PM
Even though it's been a while, I still support this thread, it's very uplifting.

It deserves some sort of award, I'll make a large cup!

indianasmith · July 23, 2009, 10:10:23 PM

Personally, it's not that great. I'd give it a D for content, and a D for originality . . .

That would be a double D, wouldn't it?

ghouck · July 23, 2009, 11:06:48 PM

PARTON me, but I think it's bigger than that, it's become more than a HANDFUL.