Great Tattoo dude!

[Nukie 2]

"Honestly, my wife's not scowling, she always looks this way-- see!"
"Yeah, I got her face tattooed to my chest, that way it would be harder for me to cheat on her."

[JPickettIII]

His wife did this so the husban can make sure to always smell fresh.

Or

To make sure that he is always brushing his teeth.

Later,

John

[Mr. DS]

Oddly his nipple was appropriately placed. 

[AndyC]

And the artist made her face extra saggy, so it will still be accurate in 20 years.

[TheDope]

Of course Mister Eddie's father cared about Mrs. Livingston - look at THIS behind-the-scenes picture!