The Worst VHS Cover Artwork!

[Flangepart]

But is it really worst?

[Puma81]

All from the same movie.
All awesomely bad.
LIGHT BLAST 1985, starring Erik Estrada.

[lester1/2jr]

what is Light Blast?

[MrMari]

[Trevor]

what is Light Blast?

This is the wikipedia entry:  

San Francisco. Two teenagers playing hide and seek among the cars in an abandoned railway depot only to find themselves in a freight exchange affettuse pampering. A white van arrives in the vicinity of the store and points a gun toward a large LCD clock. The teens copulate, the cannon fires all around and catches fire and melts.

"Blackmail laser for the city of San Francisco. California. Some criminals are threatening to reduce it to a heap of glowing embers unless they are given a huge sum. The authorities did not give up and investigations are handled by Ron, a skilled inspector with a reputation for hard (like the 'Dirty Harry' cop interpreted to asbestos years ago by Clint Eastwood). (...) As reflected in more than evident from the plot, it is an action film, produced by cutting the loaf typical of yellow crime. Moreover Enzo G. Castellari is a director who moves in film spectacular, but the results are not striking, however, not unseemly in the strength of his consummate craft. How, exactly. this 'Shots of light', starring Ennio Girolami, Michael Pritchard. Peggy Rowe, Bob Taylor. »[2]

"Much like the U.S. has pushed Enzo Castellari to release this crime by the pace, but the subject trivial: all other films revisited by cutting typically American. Situation experienced in many other stories and many other TV series. From Professor maniac who wants to destroy a city if it is not satisfied his thirst for power and dollars, the intrepid cop who alone makes a massacre of unspeakable proportions, by the death of the great cop chases flat out better, engine on land, on streets and highways of the metropolis. All in all, the film has merit, is to be attributed to the unconscious provincialism Castellari that focuses the true protagonist of the story: San Francisco, photographed documentary with wisdom, in its new and its old. San Francisco, with its skyscrapers and its nineteenth-century houses, with its beautiful bay, its iconic bridge. Here, then, that the good cop's lives on a houseboat, the cop does amazing chase of a stock car (sort of off-road racing), while the bad guy working with none other than a laser beam. To face it is, in the role of Lt. Ronnie Warren, that Erik Estrada known to television audiences for a successful series, that of 'Chips' intrepid policemen of California Street. » [3]

"Maybe Castellari does not know, but probably no one before him had done with the laser power our cars. A new type of fuel? No, let's say a propellant, a pretext to launch cars, trucks and vans of all shapes and sizes in the usual whirlwind of slalom, carambola and spin. For years the amount of our Series B movie adventure filmed in the U.S. is the car crash in slow motion video (best final burst). Shots of light is not the exception, but uses the expedient mad-scientist-with-deadly-weapon to heat engines. » [4]

[CarlinBrock]

This is a great VHS box because it made me want to watch the movie SO BAD, but .. I mean, it's terrible, too. Really terrible. Burt Reynolds looks like a Muppet.

[MrMari]

Killer Elevators...hell yeah

[JPickettIII]

WTH?????

[JPickettIII]

Killer Elevators...hell yeah

I have seen this.  Not bad but not all that great either.

[SynapticBoomstick]

It's a shame that many of the images are no longer showing up, this topic was hysterical for a good while.

[Chainsawmidget]

This looks more like the cover toa  Goosebumps or a Chose Your Own Adventure book.

[major jay]

[Jack]

This is the wikipedia entry:  

San Francisco. Two teenagers playing hide and seek among the cars in an abandoned railway depot only to find themselves in a freight exchange affettuse pampering.

You haven't lived until you've experienced affettuse pampering in an abandoned railway depot.   

[Rev. Powell]

Are there supposed to be three Godzillas in this picture: the one the blond guy is reacting to, the one reflected in the skyscraper, and the one whose tail is visible? 

[Trevor]

This is so bad it isn't even listed on the IMDB