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The Badmovies.org book: "We See Weird Sh*t"

Started by Trevor, July 22, 2009, 03:54:33 AM

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Trevor

I know this subject has been touched upon a while back but it would be great if there was a badmovies.org book published with reviews by Andrew and the rest of us contributing a review each.

The title: "We See Weird Sh*t"  :teddyr: could be used or:"Trevor's Mouldly Undies: Or How I Learnt To Stop Stressing and Love Bad Movies".   :buggedout:
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The Burgomaster

Great idea.  Then, about 6 months after the initial publication, we could release a Director's Cut of the book, containing 75 pages not included in the original release.
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InformationGeek

Count me in!  I got a lot of stuff to contribute.

If only possible...
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ghouck

Count me in, but it'll probably take two people to proofread and correct my crappy English and grammar.
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meQal

I would be willing to help but would need a format for which to do the review because I tend to be verbose at times then quickly descend into rambling redneck insanity.
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RCMerchant

I'd help....but my writing skills are about 12 year old level. I could help read it,though!
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Doggett

Quote from: ghouck on July 22, 2009, 08:49:51 PM
Count me in, but it'll probably take two people to proofread and correct my crappy English and grammar.

Yeah, me too...

Anyway, no one else is going to write a Striptrease review  :thumbup:
                                             

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Jack

I'll write a review, probably take me months once I start rewriting and tweaking, then decide to start over, etc.
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lester1/2jr

I would include rev powell's authoritative yet controversial take on "Haife Haife Der Globolinks" .  controversial because he and I are the only ones in the world who have an opinion on it and I like it better than him.  so mine is controversial too I guess, technically. 

Javakoala

Surely with all the people on this forum, there is someone who knows someone in the publishing business.  I've seen weirder and, no insult intended, stupider books on shelves.  Really.  "Hats On Cats", know whut I mean, Vern?

Folks would read it, and you wouldn't have to worry about being bored by the same voice doing review after review.  This could seriously work, people.

Trevor

Quote from: The Burgomaster on July 22, 2009, 12:55:17 PM
Great idea.  Then, about 6 months after the initial publication, we could release a Director's Cut of the book, containing 75 pages not included in the original release.

:teddyr: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

Fausto

I want in. If nothing else, I could do a 12 page rant on how I think the guy who wrote the dialogue for "The Relic" should be strung up by the balls and sodomized with a rusty railroad spike.
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Doc Daneeka

I'll definitely contribute a review... ...But what film shall I review?? O_O

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Doc Daneeka

Sooooooo... ...What film should I review? ._.

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RCMerchant

Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
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