It is by the

sprite75 · July 24, 2009, 10:10:47 PM

It is by the Whiskey of Tennessee that my mind acquires charm,
the charm attracts females,
and the females go to bed with me.

p1zl3 · July 25, 2009, 05:22:50 PM

"...refrigerate after opening."

Mr. DS · July 25, 2009, 06:57:17 PM

Eyebrow curled...check. Now for my nose hair.

AndyC · July 28, 2009, 12:06:22 PM

"What's this? Warning: Keep Minoxidil clear of face and body. In case of contact with eyebrows back or pubic hair, rinse with water."

Doggett · July 28, 2009, 12:59:51 PM

"If I drink this potion, Tim Burton will stick me in one of his films ?"

sprite75 · August 09, 2009, 11:24:08 PM

May cause impotence, flatulence, dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, erotic lustfulness, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of virginity, pregnancy, delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headache, dehydration, dry mouth, a desire to sing Karaoke, play all-night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare, and Naked Twister.

zombie no.one · August 10, 2009, 01:05:49 AM

Alas, poor Nokia...I knew him so well...

sprite75 · July 24, 2011, 09:32:42 PM

Truth serum! Oh F! Wrong bottle!

sprite75 · May 22, 2018, 03:26:15 PM

"It is by the will alone I set my mind in motion, it is by the Beer of Sprite that I acquire attractiveness, the attractiveness attracts females, the females go to bed with me, it is by the will alone I set my mind in motion..."