"It's a projector, Jim but not as we know it."

[Trevor]

Mr Spock and Captain Kirk discover the hidden treasures of the South African National Film Archives. 

[venomx]

Spock: This is perfect ... 3,2,1 and roll'it, In the middle of the earth in the land of the Shire lives a brave little hobbit whom we all admire. With his long wooden pipe, fuzzy, woolly toeee....

Jim: OK! OK! I get it, SHUT UP!

[ChuckSplatt]

The Zeebwooobs used THIS TYPE of laser cannon throughout their war with the Zogg-Cheex. Fascinating and logical.

[AndyC]

"Captain, allow me to introduce the ambassador from Rigel 7."

[The Burgomaster]

And our next feature will be "The Nasty Milk Maid."

[venomx]

Captain Kirk: Why the hell aren't I notified about these things?!!!

[Umaril The Unfeathered]

With this new device we can "project" the future....

[sprite75]

Kirk: Why all of a sudden do I have an overpowering desire to copulate with this device?

[Trevor]

Kirk: Why all of a sudden do I have an overpowering desire to copulate with this device?

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[Umaril The Unfeathered]

And our next feature will be "The Nasty Milk Maid."

Followed by our main attraction, "Spock Suckers"-watch nasty women from all parts of the galaxy get on their knees to appease young Vulcan studs approaching their 7 year mating cycle.