So, what term would you use?

[LilCerberus]

Well, there's always one of those derogatory terms your mother uses. 

[Psycho Circus]

Bone smoker...

[venomx]

 

[meQal]

The terms my wife and I refer to each other is not work safe so I can not put them here. Just say one is a term also used to indicate a female dog and the other is the exit of your colon. Thing is we call each other these even when we are not mad at each other. It's just our thing.

[Doggett]

Well, there's always one of those derogatory terms your mother uses. 

All these years and you're still bitter....

[BTM]

Usually only married or engaged couples say that !

Why would a married couple use the term "lover"?  I mean, wouldn't "husband" and "wife" about cover it?  Or are they wanting to make it clear that they're still having sex?

(Ooooh!  Yeah, I went there!)  ;)

[BTM]

My girlfriend and I generally use "boyfriend" and "girlfriend."  Though I'm trying to popularize the replacements "Spanking dispenser" and "Spanking recipient."

Which one are you? ;)

[BTM]

Personally, I can't think of any terms to suggest plus I'm probably too lonely and bitter right now to even take the subject completely seriously (as you've already guessed).

Oh, don't be lonely !

You've always got us !

Yeah, I know, but none of you guys are volunteering to sleep with me.  Granted, I'd only be interested in the few females on this board (well, okay, about maybe that one young fellow, what's his name) but still...

[ghouck]

The terms my wife and I refer to each other is not work safe so I can not put them here. Just say one is a term also used to indicate a female dog and the other is the exit of your colon. Thing is we call each other these even when we are not mad at each other. It's just our thing.

sniff, , sniff, ,, THAT, ,sob, , sob, ,  is the most ROMANTIC thing I've ever heard, , sniff sniff, ,  You had me at "Female Dog". . .

[BTM]

I'm still trying to figure out what separates the munchies from a big mac attack.

Well munchies is you want to eat something.  Big Mac Attack is when you get the munchies that only a Big Mac (the McDonald's sandwich) will satisfy.

[Doggett]

Yeah, I know, but none of you guys are volunteering to sleep with me. 

Give ghouck enough bacon...

[ghouck]

I'm still trying to figure out what separates the munchies from a big mac attack.

Well munchies is you want to eat something.  Big Mac Attack is when you get the munchies that only a Big Mac (the McDonald's sandwich) will satisfy.

If your weed was grown in or to the north of Mexico , it's the munchies, if it was grown to the south of Mexico, it's a Big Mac Attack.

[Psycho Circus]

The terms my wife and I refer to each other is not work safe so I can not put them here. Just say one is a term also used to indicate a female dog and the other is the exit of your colon. Thing is we call each other these even when we are not mad at each other. It's just our thing.

sniff, , sniff, ,, THAT, ,sob, , sob, ,  is the most ROMANTIC thing I've ever heard, , sniff sniff, ,  You had me at "Female Dog". . .

Man, I just laughed.....HARD! 

[ghouck]

Yeah, I know, but none of you guys are volunteering to sleep with me.

Give ghouck enough bacon...

Bow-chicka-bow-bowwww!

[LilCerberus]

Well, there's always one of those derogatory terms your mother uses.  

All these years and you're still bitter....

Well, you know...
After my Dad ran off, she'd just go on & on & on & on & on about it.
I feel like I've already been married, & not that cool part where you're always smiling at each other for no reason, but that part that sucky part you're always getting nagged & henpecked, & everything's your fault...