Hercules and Cacus

[sprite75]

Hercules: Whose brilliant idea was it to pose us like this?
Cacus: Gotta agree with you there.  This is just how I wanted to be immortalized.

[AndyC]

Cacus is f**ked in the head.

[Mr. DS]

Behold, a statue dedicated to the first "prison b!tch".

[IzzyDedjet]

Whoooo, This is a good place for a stick up!

[Rev. Powell]

HERC: And for my 13th labor, I will pose with a man's head next to my naked crotch and not look gay!

[whitelion43]

   Yes Herc the censors said we needed his head right there.

[AndyC]

"No, when I asked you to give me head, I didn't mean it quite so literally."

[sprite75]

Hercules: (thinking to himself) Oh, man...I have to go to the bathroom....Why did I have all that beer and coffee and watermelon?

Cacus: Now Hercules, I know what you're thinking.  I want to take the pressure off.  Now, it doesn't take a `whiz' to know that you're looking out for `Number One'.  Well, listen to me, and you'll make a big splash very soon.

[retrorussell]

Hercules didn't realize skull f***ing was supposed to be through the eye sockets.

[Psycho Circus]

"Herc, my jheri curl is tangled in your pubes..."

[Pennywise]

This is the ultimate in manliness. There's not a woman in sight.

[sprite75]

Hercules: Your hair is so silky smooth this morning, Cacus.
Cacus: Like it?  I switched to Dove shampoo this morning.

[Chainsawmidget]

Herc:  I forgot my pants, so you're just going to have to stay there and cover for me. 

[Leah]

Cacus: hmmm, nice bottle.
Hercules: It's not a bottle, its a bat!

[sprite75]

The 13 Labors of Hercules
   1. Slay the Nemean Lion.
   2. Slay the nine-headed Lernaean Hydra.
   3. Capture the Golden Hind of Artemis.
   4. Capture the Erymanthian Boar.
   5. Clean the Augean stables in a single day.
   6. Slay the Stymphalian Birds.
   7. Capture the Cretan Bull.
   8. Steal the Mares of Diomedes.
   9. Obtain the girdle of Hippolyta, Queen of the Amazons.
  10. Obtain the cattle of the monster Geryon.
  11. Steal the apples of the Hesperides.
  12. Capture and bring back Cerberus.
  13. Have a word with the dumbass who sculpted this.