I'm Drunk

[RCMerchant]

Well,I'm sober now,but still pleasently dazed from the after shock. Ah.
I don't get hangovers anymore. Do you?
This is the perfect time for coffee and a really goofy BAD movie.Mebbe the ASTOUNDING SHE MONSTER.

[RCMerchant]

I just peeked into my son Eddie's room. He's sleeping-the movie AIRPLANE is playing on his vhs player. I'm so proud. 

[Psycho Circus]

Well, I've had a weep and I've had alot of beer. Still got a whole case left and some Smokey & The Bandit seems appealing right now. 

[Allhallowsday]

I'm listening to some old Capitol Blues and Novelty records purportedly among the "Roots of Rock 'n' Roll" but whatever it is, it's pretty damned straight great and I like it.       Oh, I must be ever so slightly hammered. 

[Saucerman]

I'm just inebriated enough to be aware of my face.  Normally, I pay it no mind, but once a little alcohol is in me I become cognizant of my face.

[Zapranoth]

I'm sober... have never been drunk, actually... and I think I've gotta watch Kung Fu Hustle again.

[Allhallowsday]

I'm sober... have never been drunk, actually... and I think I've gotta watch Kung Fu Hustle again.

Your wish is my command.   
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vm-ZQvQTzUM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=td3g5Yy-lVM&feature=related 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=om4b5aG5lBM&feature=related
All the next 7 parts are on youtube, here's part 4:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xcuO-s147v4&feature=related 

[Javakoala]

I forgot about this thread, otherwise, I would have posted last night.  Some Seagrams and Mountain Dew and I was Mr. Tipsy.  I'm thankful I was smart enough to stop as I was just at that edge of becoming drunk enough to be miserable.

And I'm probably gonna do it again tonight, just because I can.  I'll hopefully remember to post some words of utter nonsense, if I do.

[Jack]

And I'm probably gonna do it again tonight, just because I can. 

It's fun being a grownup, isn't it? 

[Psycho Circus]

I've run out of booze! 

[Javakoala]

And I'm probably gonna do it again tonight, just because I can. 

It's fun being a grownup, isn't it? 

Well, actually, it has more to do with a lack of a social life, but I'll go with the grown up thing.   

[Allhallowsday]

...it has more to do with a lack of a social life, but I'll go with the grown up thing.   

Well I have too much of a "social life" for me (with the likes of which I don' wanna see too often... or not at all.)     

[Psycho Circus]

I am whakked out on 7 bottles of Miller, stumbling arounf playing air guitar to White Lion sonmgs.

[Allhallowsday]

Had a good time last night, 4 ladies, count 'em 4 ladies only one of which was older, all shapely, one real sweet blonde, two toney brunettes, I'm putting devil horns behind their heads while taking pix, the waiter aided me...    Was gonna buy them all drinks, but fortunately they got bored and flew away... huh...?  Apparently, we were the envy of the restaurant, next to the LOUD table... that's it, 'cause I was pie-eyed and didn't know it. 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uiNMz_745vQ   

[HappyGilmore]

I'm not drunk yet, but about 2 beers into my six pack.  Sad.  Only got 4 left.

Ah well.  I shall finish.

Sadly, I've been on a downward spiral lately.  I try to make things better, things happen, and it's back to square one.