last b-movie you saw

[meQal]

I just saw one last night called "Land Of Doom". It's set in a post-apocalypse setting with a cast I never heard of before. The story follows a man and a woman who are trying to find some settlement where people are trying to rebuild the world while being chased by a roving band of marauders who's leader wants to kill the guy for burning his face. Then in the end when they are captured by the villians, they are saved by some guy they rescued from a pack of dogs earlier and what I can only discribe as Jawa wannabes.

[Javakoala]

Last night, I watched "The Black Six", a black biker movie with NFL stars as the main characters.  They play Vietnam vets (naturally) who don't want no trouble but have no problem doling it out when they think they should.

Directed by the guy who went on to direct "Butterfly".  Yes, THAT "Butterfly", with our grownup munchkin from "Santa Claus Conquers The Martians".

No trailer available that I could find, but here is the utterly groovy funk theme song:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMD6Scfu-W8

Oddly enough, it shows an image but it doesn't show anything when it is playing.

[Javakoala]

Being sick has left me with enough time to watch some recent crapfests I purchased.

Watched "The Black Fist" which is also known as "Bogard" in the original theatrical version, which apparently had more sex and wasn't missing some scenes.  The story of a down on his luck guy who gets into a streetfighting ring and then realizes he is being had on all sides.  It has Tubbs, AKA    Philip Michael Thomas, in TWO roles, and other than the accent, there ain't much difference between the two.

Bad movie that took three times to get through but I can't blame the movie entirely.  Passing out and being miserable ain't helping me focus on anything.

Here's a chunk of the film Mill Creek posted on Youtube, and it probably is NOT SAFE FOR WORK:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbFYlmKSCyE

[metalmonster]

I Wasn't Tired Last Night , So To Pacify The Time Until I Fell Asleep I Watched A Real Turd Of A Movie Called HARVEST OF FEAR


The Movie Is About A Small Town Where Once A Year In The Fall Young College Kids Come For Sex And Drugs , But This Year , Someone Is Killing Them One By One , And It Brings Up Memories In The Townspeople Of When The Same Thing Happened Twenty Years Ago


I Know It Sounds Like A Really Cool Slasher Movie , But Don't Be Fooled Like I Was!

[Raffine]

FRANKENSTEIN'S CASTLE OF FREAKS, Elvira's Movie Macabre edition.

The last time I saw this was sometime in the early 80s - when it was originally on Movie Macabre.

[Rev. Powell]

NIGHT OF THE DEMONS.  Another classic trip down mammary... ur, memory lane.

Hopefully I'll get to finally watch THE BRAINIAC while I'm recovering from hernia surgery!

[Raffine]

NIGHT OF THE DEMONS.  Another classic trip down mammary... ur, memory lane.

Hopefully I'll get to finally watch THE BRAINIAC while I'm recovering from hernia surgery!

Please be sure to take your pain meds first.

Good luck and a speedy recovery.

I'm about to watch Larry Buchanan's CREATURE OF DESTRUCTION, his remake of THE SHE CREATURE.

Hernia surgery would probably be less painful...

[Andrew]

"U.S. Seals II"

A rogue ex-SEAL kidnaps a nuclear scientist and gains control of two stealth nuclear missiles.  His base is located on an island contaminated with methane, so the slightest spark (match, gunfire, etc.) will make the whole island blow up.  He threatens to destroy a major U.S. city unless he is paid one billion dollars.  Another ex-SEAL, his old partner, assembles a team of martial arts experts.  Their mission: defeat the rogue SEAL's small army of Russian commandos and rescue the scientist.

If that plot wasn't enough to convince you, everything that happens in this movie is accompanied by action "whooshing" sounds.  Everything.  If somebody turns their head, you hear a "whoosh!"  There is also a paintball gun that shoots acid paintballs.

[SkullBat308]

Cannibal the Musical

[Raffine]

THE CYCLOPS (1957)

I somehow had never seen this classic Bert I. Gordon masterpiece. It's not been released on DVD but I found it last night online at 'Retrovision'.

Giant lizards, Lon Chaney, Jr., the lovely Gloria Talbott, and one real ugly monster!  




The credits include 'Snake fight supervision by Ralph D. Helfer'.

[Cthulhu]

Lockjaw: Rise of the kulev serpent.

Ouch.

[Rev. Powell]

BRAINIAC --- I'm glad Raffine reminded me to take my pain medication first. 

[SPazzo]

Zaat AKA Blood Waters of Dr. Z, accompanied by Servo, Crow, and Mike.    I don't think I could have watched it without MST3K

[Javakoala]

I had the misfortune to watch "Black Shampoo".  Oh, there are worse films out there, but this movie hates EVERYBODY!!!  It hates African-Americans, gay folk, gangsters, women, men, breasts, bush...EVERYTHING!  No one gets off easy (no pun intended there).

Still, it was an interesting way to waste an hour and a half, although I think Greydon Clark should be slapped by mincing little Artie for making the thing.

Here's a VERY NSFW trailer to stir up some interest:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fm1q63ntpOA

[Leah]

The Blood Creature why can't the audience see his face