Argentinian couple watch as UFO abducts cow

meQal · October 24, 2009, 02:15:25 PM

I herd we were making puns?

JJ80 · October 24, 2009, 02:53:34 PM

I don't have a beef with that.

Psycho Circus · October 25, 2009, 05:20:58 AM

Guys, I think we should moo-ve aside and let other people post...

AndyC · October 25, 2009, 08:44:09 AM

That's a load of bull.

meQal · October 25, 2009, 11:03:45 AM

Well, no point in trying to steer this thread in another direction now.

Psycho Circus · October 25, 2009, 01:36:48 PM

I wouldn't trade my magic beans for this thread...

AndyC · October 25, 2009, 07:33:20 PM

Maybe not, but when the chips are down, ya gotta do what ya gotta do.

Derf · October 27, 2009, 07:54:08 AM

Quote from: AndyC on October 22, 2009, 09:44:49 PM
What is it with UFOs and cows anyway. Does anybody ever report aliens in their hen house? Maybe probing their hogs? It's always cows.

Alien technology, while far advanced compared to our own, still has no anal probes small enough for chickens. And the aliens found out early on that hogs simply enjoy anal probes too much (dirty pigs!), so they stick to cows now.

They will continue abducting cows for heifer and heifer, and there's nothing we can do to stop them.