Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want)

[Doggett]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi im horny girl
You: No, you're not. You're a middle aged man.
Stranger: im not :(
You: Yes, you are. I'm sorry to be the to tell you.
You: *the one
Stranger: noououoououu
Stranger: haista sinä vittu
Stranger: you dont know anything
You: Doesn't change the fact that you're male
Stranger: ok i am male. is ok?
You: Is fine by me.
Stranger: have no penis then sorry
You: :)
You: haha
You: I bet you're not horny anymore!
Stranger: im a horny girl
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Doggett]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hey
You: hello
Stranger: How are you?
You: I'm fine....but the man who lives in my finger is very cross
Stranger: oh?
You: Yes, he tells me to do bad things
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

This is too easy ! 

[Doggett]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: m/f?
You: I'm a gender bender. Each day I wake up and I'm something new :)
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I haven't had this much fun in ages !

I need a life....

[Psycho Circus]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi there
You: hello
Stranger: if I grab your crotch what would I end up holding?
You: your teeth

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Doggett]

I just encountered a racist. 

Those people really make me angry !

[WilliamWeird1313]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi there
You: hello
Stranger: if I grab your crotch what would I end up holding?
You: your teeth

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Awesome retort to the "crotch" comment.

[Doggett]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: would you believe if i said that im a 56yrs old wanker from spain?
You: yes
Stranger: great :)
Stranger: so who are you?
You: I am Death. I have come to claim your soul and take to the underwolr where you shall be forever tormented.
Stranger: damn !
You: Yeah, how do you like dem apples !
Stranger: could i do something to avoid this destiny?
You: Nope. You're pretty much screwed.
Stranger: :((
Stranger: what have i ever done to you?
You: Yeah, someones gotta die, and it's you. Your number is up.
You: It'll be a car accident. Well, someone who you owe money is gonna run you over.
Stranger: oh noes i hate that guy !
Stranger: hes my neighbour
Stranger: a ****** if i may say
Stranger: but wait a minune
Stranger: he hasnt got a car!
You: Hey, just becasue I harvest souls doesn't mean I approve of sexual slurs.
Stranger: youre lying to me !
Stranger: sorry
You: nope. I tell the truth. You're gonna die tomorrow. I'm giving you a head start to get the hell out of dodge.
Stranger: thx m8 !
You: Well, customer service is what we pride ourselves on. That and the soul collecting.
Stranger: intresting
Stranger: do you btw accept job applications?
Stranger: i was wondering if i could work for you after youve used your scythe
You: Nope, I don't even know how I got the post. I wanted to be a Tesco manager and some how I ended up amoungst the damned. Still, it kills time. A little death humour there.
Stranger: oh you must having a hell of a job then
Stranger: literally
Stranger: *have
You: Yeah, you gotta believe me, it's tough. It would kill me...it it wasn't for the obvious.
You: *if it
Stranger: sure it would
You: Getting Michael Jackson was bloody hard.
Stranger: you tell me ! but i personally think that his hearth just couldnt beat it
Stranger: sad enough, that wasnt my own joke
You: Yikes. And people say I've got a bad sense of humour.
You: See what I did there....
You: 'Bad'
You: tee hee
Stranger: youre flattering me
You: Buddy, I don't flatter.
You: Even when I was alive, I went for females.
Stranger: oh ? well thats your loss sir
You: But you should find someone nice to spend this evening with.....what with it being your last in Earth.
Stranger: yes
Stranger: we have had a pleasant conversation but i really must go no to commit some ******* off
Stranger: if you excuse me
You: Off you go, then.
You: See you later
Stranger: have a nice day !
You: bye
Stranger: buy sweetie
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I had to bleep words.

[Doggett]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I am Death in all it's forms.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I think that's enough for tonight. 

[Mr. DS]

Stranger:  do you like to give head?
You: No just receiving
You: u?
Stranger: same
You: awesome

[hellbilly]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
Stranger: interested in having some webcam fun with a guy?
You: are you sure about this?
Stranger: :)
Stranger: msn?
You: FBI
Stranger: ??
You: somebody has to report this stuff :)
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

My first time and I was a bit too harsh I guess 

[Doggett]

Saying you're from the FBI is awesome ! 

[Doggett]

I just gave on of them my MySpace address.   

What was I thinking ?

[SkullBat308]

I just gave on of them my MySpace address.   

What was I thinking ?

That's not good.

[Jack]

Stranger: hey
You: hi how are u?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Gawd, talk about rejection.  Now I'm depressed.  It's all your fault Doggett 

[Doggett]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: 22 bi m
You: FBI You're wanted for questioning.
Your conversational partner has disconnected

He got more than he wanted !