Want to talk to a weirdo ? (you can be the weirdo if you want)

[Mr. DS]

Stranger: oi
You: hi, did you mean "hi"
Stranger: whatever
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Stranger: hey
You: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: 40 I think I have a penis  hell
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Stranger:  i have a big_____________
You: ego?
Stranger: no
Stranger: d**k
You: how big
Stranger: 9 in
You: sure that isn't centimeter?
Stranger: oh im positive
You: HIV positive?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: but no hiv
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This thread idea is the f*cking funniest thing ever.  

[Mr. DS]

Stranger: hey there'
You: hi
Stranger: what are u doing
Stranger: are yiou there]
You: skinning chicken
You: you?
Stranger: why are u doing that
Stranger: same thing lol.....are u amale

You: im making a coat
You: i used to be
Stranger: ello?
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[Mr. DS]

Damn you Doggett...this is too addicting...

Stranger: OOOOOOOOKTOOOOOOOBEEEEERFEEEEEEST
You: YEAH BEER!
Stranger: What? That has nothing to do with beer.
Stranger: You must be crazy.
You: Well you spelled it wrong
Stranger: Oktoberfest?
You: Yes you spelled it OOOOOOOOKTOOOOOOOBEEEEERFEEEEEEST
which in my country is a celbration of beer
Stranger: I was merely expressing that I was making an extended yell of it.
Stranger: If you say so, mate.
You: Primarily Schlitz beer
Stranger: In my country Oktoberfest is the day we flog the slaves twice as much.
You: We used to do that until the slaves started liking it
Stranger: Then we reward them with grog.
Stranger: That's interesting.
Stranger: We still haven't gotten to that point.
You: Well give them massages after the floggings
Stranger: You know mate, it's 1:00 AM. Do you know where your kids are?
You: In the belly of a giant slug

Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: I forgot my meds today
Stranger: hahahahahaha
Stranger: serious
You: Its difficult without my viagra
Stranger: or noooo
Stranger: bye

You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: are you ok?
Stranger: im good
Stranger: how are you?
You: I'm ok if you are
Stranger: im ok
Stranger: where are you from?
You: Mordor
You: u?
Stranger: where's that?
Stranger: im from irealdn
You: Middle Earth
Stranger: ireland*
Stranger: great
Stranger: i've always wanted to meet someonen from middle earth
You: What would you like to know about it
Stranger: how many people live there?
You: since the appartment projects several hundred

[WingedSerpent]

Stranger: hey
You: Hello
Stranger: girl?
You: No
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[Mr. DS]

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Stranger: boo
You: AHHHHHH!
You: Don't do that!
Stranger: sorry, I should be more carefule
You: Now I have to change my pants
You: thanks a lot
Stranger: sorry about that, really
You: The whole house smells since you made me shat myself
Stranger: haha
Stranger: well, you should have wore a huggies
You: This one was my last one.  Now how will I sleep tonight
Stranger: naked
Stranger: haha
You: I need to hose myself down first and its freezing
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Stranger: Girl?
You: maybe
Stranger: ???
You: I need to check
You: or have someone check for me

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Stranger: m or f
You: Hermaprodite
Stranger: what?
You: I am both
Stranger: uh
Stranger: kay
You: I couldn't decide on the way out
Stranger: does that mean you are bi?
You: No I'm a chick with a unit
Stranger: a unit?

[meQal]

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You: Yo
Stranger: hi a/s/l
You: wanna come to a party
Stranger: kewl
You: there will be drinking, drugs, yelling, and sex
Stranger: kewl what should I bring
You: Don't matter much, just gonna be you and me
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[hellbilly]

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Stranger: tits?
You: yes please
Stranger: you no have ---
Stranger: -_-
You: I thought you were offering me tits :(
Stranger: no
Stranger: i want tits
You: me too!
Stranger: clearly
You: how are we going to solve this problem?
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[meQal]

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Stranger: you have boobs?
You: you want sex?
Stranger: yes
You: you want it smooth or rough
Stranger: rough
You: good, it means I don't have to pick the scabs off
You: btw, you like seafood?
Stranger: huh?
You: cause I have crabs too
Stranger: f*** you b****
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[Doggett]

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You: FBI
This IP address has been reported.

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Stranger: hey sexy.
You: FBI
This IP address has been reported.

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[Psycho Circus]

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You: hi
Stranger: 하이
Stranger: 나이스투미투
Stranger: 아엠
Stranger: 헝그리
You: cool
Stranger: ㅇ'''ㅔ
You: that's what i thought
Stranger: 라차이렇게차라차로차
You: yes
Stranger: 신난다고야
You: not sure
Stranger: 야야야양예예
Stranger: 노래를따라
Stranger: 춤도따라성{
You: don't you get bored though?

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[Doggett]

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You: I'm tripping the light fantastic
Stranger: lol
Stranger: wha
You: I'm in a magical place far, far away with toys of a million all under one roof. It's called Toys R Us.
Stranger: lmao
Stranger: are you f**ed
You: I'm fying my kite made of the skin of dinosaurs which I caught from Circus' back garden.
Stranger: lmao
Stranger: your just talking s**t then
You: Why do you need one ?
Stranger: wise up
You: Do they float ? Mine all float.
Stranger: you talk some amount of bollocks
Stranger: actually
Stranger: is thiss.....matthew
You: why ?
Stranger: lmao
Stranger: it is
Stranger: :L
Stranger: as in wilkinson
You: Maybe.
Stranger: lol
Stranger: s'craick lawd
Stranger: lol
Stranger: ohhhhh
Stranger: im tellin ye yer maw that you wer using this to try and get a girl to show her p**s flaps on cam
Stranger: :L
You: Tell who you like, they wouldn't believe it.
Stranger: is thi actually matthew like
You: FBI. Someone has to report this stuff.
Stranger: lmao
Stranger: FBI!
If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
Stranger: F.B.I
You: LMAO
Stranger: F.B.I number 600032 so number 324 hows it going
You: It's good. Still workin' on those X Files.
Stranger: lmao
Stranger: aye
Stranger: what bout 9/11
Stranger: was good awl craick
Stranger: hard work settin those explosives eyy?
You: Grrr....We weren't responsilbe.
Stranger: i seen you flying that militray plane man
Stranger: i know -_-
Stranger: UP THE RA

[Psycho Circus]

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You: hi there
Stranger: hi
Stranger: where are you then?
You: wales
Stranger: where is that?
You: in the uk
Stranger: i am in korea
You: is that in chinapanese?
Stranger: no, next to china
You: why?
Stranger: i don't believe that i know why
You: do you believe in the power of van halen?
Stranger: what is that?
You: you're joking right!?
Stranger: no
You: you're telling me that your ears and eyes have never succumbed to the mighty "brown sound" or the acrobatic wonder of diamond dave and his pure, untamed rothness!?

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[Joe the Destroyer]

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Stranger: hello
You: Hey can I ask you this one question? Is it normal to think about naked fat men eating French dip sandwiches while doing number 2?
Stranger: no
Stranger: that is not normal
You: Why not? It helps me make.
Stranger: http://iphonetoolbox.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/sexy-girl-01-f.jpg
You: That's my sister.
Stranger: thats me, that should help you next time
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I wanted to say, "SIS?  WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON HERE?"  D'oh!

[Joe the Destroyer]

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You: Can I ask you this one question? Does it count as losing your virginity if chloroform was involved?
Stranger: Ah D:
You: Heh? Is that like Chinese or something?

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Stranger: im 12
You: Really? C'mon now. 12? Did you really mean 21.
You: ?
Stranger: no
Stranger: i ment 8
Stranger: and im horney
Stranger: mum told me that word
You: Yeah, and I'm mentally retarded.
Stranger: and i memt 6
You: It happened at birth. They shot rockets at my mom.
Stranger: im a mental freeak aswekl
Stranger: i llook like a total fish
Stranger: on sktaes
You: Sweet! I have no genitals.
You: This has been an educational experience. I mean, talking to someone from another planet and all. I never thought that technology would become this advanced.
Stranger: (whispers) what genitals
You: You know, peanut butter, ramen, diamonds, cat crap, Demi Moore. That stuff.
Stranger: ojhhh
Stranger: you fishj fagnhygvbfrcg
Stranger: defrgthynjumhgbhvujkul,mz
Stranger: wher u from
You: My bedroom. IN OUTER SPACE!
Stranger: noo realyy
Stranger: you slit eyes

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Stranger: sup?
You: Do you find it sexy when cats vomit? I know I do.
Stranger: lol
Stranger: asl?>
You: American Sign Language? Isn't that a little hard to do on the internet?
Stranger: wtf
Stranger: age sex location noob
Stranger: lol
You: What? I don't have hands.
Stranger: bye then retared f**k
You: I do not!
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[Mr. DS]

This one I dedicate to Circus...

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You: hi
Stranger: hey
You: i know you don't really know me
Stranger: no i do not
You: i know you don't really care to see me
Stranger: at all actually
Stranger: ok
You: I'm into total affection
Stranger: i dont get it
You: Not being scared if you ever please me
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