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List Of Bad Movies For Christmas Time

Started by metalmonster, November 21, 2009, 05:57:53 PM

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metalmonster

Since Christmas Time Is Coming Up And Many People Will Be Home On Vacation I Thought It Would Be A Good Idea To List Some Good Movie Recommendations


List Any Movies You Think Are Great For Christmas Time



MY LIST

SANTA'S SLAY (wrestler bill goldberg plays a killer santa)

JACK FROST (it's about a killer snowman)

SURVIVING CHRISTMAS (Ben affleck won a golden razzie worst actor award because of this movie)

SANTA CLAUSE CONQUORS THE MARTIANS (santa clause is kidnapped by aliens)

JaseSF

More Bad Movie Recommendations:

Santa With Muscles (1996) with Hulk Hogan
Santa Claus: The Movie (1985) with John Lithgow and Dudley Moore
Silent Night, Deadly Night (1984)  and its four sequels
You Better Watch Out (1980)
"This above all: To thine own self be true!"

Javakoala

Two Front Teeth

Christmas Evil (this gets watched every year)

Ernest Saves Christmas

Santa Claus (the weird K. Gordon Murray version)

Don't Open Until Christmas

The Littlest Angel (with Johnnie Whitaker, from the early, early 70s or late 60s and utterly awful)

I can't think of the others I watch off the top of my head.

Phaedrusz

This may sound weird, but I watch Dead Alive and Dementia 13 every Christmas eve. I don't know how it became a tradition, but there ya have it.

Christmas day is all for the usual fare, and then Xmas night has me drifting off to sleep during Christmas Evil.
I reject your reality and replace it with one of my own

AndyC

I think all of my favourites are listed already, except possibly for the Star Wars Holiday Special. Oh, and Mexican Santa Claus (1959), and Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny.

When I used to write a b-movie column in the local paper, I did a bad Christmas movie every December. After a few years, I started running low on really suitable titles and had to improvise. I wrote about that guy who is jolly and round, flies through the air and brings joy to children everywhere - Gamera.
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The Burgomaster

Quote from: Javakoala on November 21, 2009, 09:13:02 PM

The Littlest Angel (with Johnnie Whitaker, from the early, early 70s or late 60s and utterly awful)


I remember watching that a few times when I was a kid, but I haven't seen it in many years.  Fred "Herman Munster" Gwynne was in it too!
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Javakoala

Quote from: The Burgomaster on November 24, 2009, 09:10:27 AM
Quote from: Javakoala on November 21, 2009, 09:13:02 PM

The Littlest Angel (with Johnnie Whitaker, from the early, early 70s or late 60s and utterly awful)


I remember watching that a few times when I was a kid, but I haven't seen it in many years.  Fred "Herman Munster" Gwynne was in it too!

He played the angel charged with reigning Whitaker's character into being a good little angel.

When I was a kid, I remember thinking how sad it was when his character died, but when I watched it last year, I thought, "You little moron, you just saved your parents a lot of misery."

Walgreen's tends to get these Christmas compilations closer to Christmas. I bought a couple for about 5 bucks, and they had Christmas cartoons, selected shorts about Christmas, the Angel show, the K. Gordon Murray Santa Claus (uncut from what I could tell) and other nightmares to torture your family and friends.  I'm waiting for one of them to have Santa And The Ice Cream Bunny on it.

Nukie 2


Watch Nukie on YouTube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wab1Y713tN0
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Paquita

ELVES!

Quote from: xXx_JaseSF_xXx on November 21, 2009, 08:00:12 PM

Santa With Muscles (1996) with Hulk Hogan


Last year On Demand had Santa with Muscles fo free.  I cried a little.

AndyC

Quote from: Paquita on November 24, 2009, 11:29:52 PM
ELVES!

Quote from: xXx_JaseSF_xXx on November 21, 2009, 08:00:12 PM

Santa With Muscles (1996) with Hulk Hogan


Last year On Demand had Santa with Muscles fo free.  I cried a little.

I love that movie. It's so awful, but in a really goofy way.
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Mr. DS

Has Babes In Toyland been mentioned yet?  If it was, I missed it.  Anyhow...the Cincinnati song for your listening pleasure...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NHorZ8iZ4Y
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Javakoala

Quote from: The DarkSider on November 25, 2009, 12:29:21 PM
Has Babes In Toyland been mentioned yet?  If it was, I missed it.  Anyhow...the Cincinnati song for your listening pleasure...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NHorZ8iZ4Y

Once again, I have lost my will to live, and Mr. Reeves is there, again.

Criswell

santa claus conquers the martians is a classic

metalmonster

Has Anyone Seen SILENT NIGHT BLOODY NIGHT

It's On The Mills Creek 50 CHILLING CLASSICS Collection

It's About An Old Mansion That Was Once A Mental Institution Where The Crazy People Once Killed All Of The Staff On Christmas Eve , The Mansion Is Up For Sale And The Townspeople And An Escaped Killer Have A Shocking Connection To The House


The Movie Is Actually Pretty Good

SkullBat308

I always watch Gremlins 1 and 2. I know they are not bad movies but they are definitely B-movie homage's.
The Human Blood keeps them alive, FOREVER

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