How's the new hand?

[sprite75]

Lando: So how's the new hand, Luke?
Luke: Oh, it's great.  It's so much stronger than the original.  One question though.  Do you know where I could get a hot dog out here?
Lando: Why would you want a hotdog?
Luke: The doc droid said to practice with a hot dog, but I'm not sure where to get a good one.
Lando: Have you tried the ship's commissary?
Luke: No, the ones they got are as hard as rocks...

[retrorussell]

C3PO: R2, don't look.  Master Luke and the princess are going to have another incestuous make-out session.
R2: Bwoooooop! (yuck!)

[Leah]

Luke:Hmmm, if a chicken and half lays an egg and a half in a minute and a half, how long does it take to get to Endor?

[Mr. DS]

Luke recovers from his drunken Life Day escapades. 

[sprite75]

Luke: Someone tell Leia to stop looking at me like that.  I'm getting a chubby.

[Mr. DS]

Med Droid:  "You may want to tell the others to leave sir, its time for your prostate exam..."

[SPazzo]

LUKE:  "Why does my new hand smell like fish?"
MED DROID:  "Uhhh...."

[Mr. DS]

Med Droid To Luke:  "You're all set sir...by the way could you introduce me to your golden friend.  He has a sweet chrome @ss..."

[Leah]

Finally, i can Climb WALLS!

[AndyC]

How's the new hand Luke?

It's cool.

(you might have to think about that one)

[paula]

um, you might want to test drive that thing on a sausage or something first....we've had some models go into overdrive and....it wouldn't be pretty.

[Newt]

Anything so innocent and built like that just gotta be named Lucille.

[sprite75]

Luke: So am I good to go.
Med Droid: Yes.  But practice on a melon first before attempting to engage in intimate relations with your sister.  Otherwise you might wind up doing serious damage.

[Leah]

R2D2 thinking:" beeeeep bepobe beep"- translate into Yes, another Robot to deal with

[Psycho Circus]

In space, masturbation is a very technical affair...