HORRORS OF SPIDER ISLAND
Crow: They should just start putting handles on women for easy carrying.
Mike: Better dead, than continue living.
Crow: As a general rule, I'm not sure I agree.
Tom: [Upon seeing the name "Temple Foster"] Ah, Temple Foster, where they worship Australian beer.
Tom: [as guy is running away] Another character flees the film.
Pearl: Mike, I'm sorry. I should have told you we were moving the castle. I didn't mean to leave you home alone. Well, anyway, we had to. I finally got sick of paying fifty bucks a year for my monkey license.
Tom: [as Gary, who calls the girls over to get some water] Best way to get it is to lick it off my chest.
Mike [as everyone dances in the movie] This is how I view the world. Everyone else is out doing this while I sit in my underwear eating a toasted cheese sandwich and drinking a nice beer.
Crow: Pretty accurate.
Tom: Maybe I've always just misunderstood what spiders are. They're large hairy bipeds with pants.
