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« Reply #630 on: April 16, 2023, 07:58:47 PM »

HORRORS OF SPIDER ISLAND

Crow: They should just start putting handles on women for easy carrying.
 
Mike: Better dead, than continue living.
Crow: As a general rule, I'm not sure I agree.

Tom: [Upon seeing the name "Temple Foster"] Ah, Temple Foster, where they worship Australian beer.  Drink

Tom: [as guy is running away] Another character flees the film.

Pearl: Mike, I'm sorry. I should have told you we were moving the castle. I didn't mean to leave you home alone. Well, anyway, we had to. I finally got sick of paying fifty bucks a year for my monkey license.

Tom: [as Gary, who calls the girls over to get some water] Best way to get it is to lick it off my chest. Buggedout
 
Mike [as everyone dances in the movie] This is how I view the world. Everyone else is out doing this while I sit in my underwear eating a toasted cheese sandwich and drinking a nice beer.  TongueOut
Crow: Pretty accurate.

Tom: Maybe I've always just misunderstood what spiders are. They're large hairy bipeds with pants.
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« Reply #631 on: April 19, 2023, 02:32:17 PM »

MAROONED

Gene Hackman: "I guess we're getting our second wind."
Tom: "Yeah, we can smell it down here."  Buggedout Buggedout
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« Reply #632 on: April 21, 2023, 12:05:32 PM »

OPERATION KID BROTHER

Tom: [Music suddenly stops] What the hell was that?
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« Reply #633 on: April 24, 2023, 08:26:00 PM »

"We've hidden Mitchell somewhere in this picture."

"Mitchell, will you stand up please?"

"Word on the street is you're a jerk."
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« Reply #634 on: April 29, 2023, 03:51:42 PM »

HIGH SCHOOL BIG SHOT

"Out of This World' short

[Angel and Devil are wagering over the soul of a bread delivery man]
Mike: “This doesn’t match any theology with which I’m familiar.”

Movie:

[Bad rear projection of our hero pensively striding through town]
MIKE: “Hey – I’m fake walkin’ here!”

Marvin: “Turn out the [head]lights.”
CROW: “Yeah, they don’t need them now that it’s two in the afternoon!”


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« Reply #635 on: May 03, 2023, 12:13:59 PM »

THE BEAST OF YUCCA FLATS

Narrator: "His aide carries a briefcase. Secret files on the Russian moon shot."
Crow: "And a change of underpants."

 Buggedout TeddyR TeddyR TeddyR
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« Reply #636 on: August 17, 2023, 06:42:37 AM »

MITCHELL

Joel: "Honey, I'm home. Had that meeting with the gangster."  TeddyR
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« Reply #637 on: September 23, 2023, 12:17:38 PM »

MITCHELL

Cummins: "Well, ask him, don't shoot him. Who was he?"
Tom: "I didn't ask him, I shot him."

 Buggedout TeddyR TeddyR
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« Reply #638 on: November 12, 2023, 03:25:59 PM »

HAMLET

Marcellus: Something's rotten in the state of Denmark.
MIKE: Yeah, sorry, I didn't have any clean hose or pantaloons.

CROW: What's worse than clowns? Danish clowns.
HTOM: Danish Clowns: the damp, smelly, silverfish-infested basement of the clown world.

[Claudius is watching Hamlet and Laertes duel with an intense expression]
MIKE (as Claudius): I'm so baked, man.


 BounceGiggle BounceGiggle BounceGiggle BounceGiggle
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« Reply #639 on: May 12, 2024, 11:48:57 AM »

OVERDRAWN AT THE MEMORY BANK

Crow [giving up] "Y'know, Eraserhead was easier to follow than this." 😳😉
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« Reply #640 on: May 12, 2024, 02:04:12 PM »

None. f**king robots drive me crazy when I'm trying to watch the movie.
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« Reply #641 on: May 14, 2024, 04:07:38 AM »

None. f**king robots drive me crazy when I'm trying to watch the movie.
🤣🤣
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