THE BEST MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000 riffs

retrorussell · January 19, 2010, 05:47:51 AM

Hey MST3K lovers!
What were your favorite riffs from MST3K?

One of mine:

(from Manos: Hands Of Fate)
Mike: Torgo! Have you seen Debbie?
Torgo: No..
Mike: She's gone missing. Help us find her. Fast, dammit!

(from MST3K crew)
Joel: Yeah, here I go. Vroom.

Trevor · January 19, 2010, 06:10:01 AM

I haven't seen many, but the riffing of Mitchell was great.

Gallano: "That was very generous, yes? Now it's your turn...."
Tom Servo: "To be-a whatta-you can be....."

Mitchell: even his name says "Is that a beer?"

Well you're rich and white, I don't see a problem with it.

Johnny Mathis? Quick, go get my gun.

Mitchell, Mitchell, eye on the sammich......

retrorussell · January 19, 2010, 06:22:26 AM

Yeah, that was a good one.. I have that episode.

(Mitchell and the kid argue)
Servo: Tonight on Crossfire!

Mitchell: Why are you repeating what I'm saying?
Kid: I'm not.
Mitchell: Well, I'm not.
Kid: You are.
Mitchell: Buzz off.
Kid: What?
Mitchell: What?
Kid: What did you say?
Mitchell: What you say?
Kid: Did you say something?
Servo: AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Jack · January 19, 2010, 08:27:26 AM

That one where Joe Don Baker goes to Malta had a classic line. Joe Don goes upstairs to do something, the girl he's with tells him (via the MST3K crew): "Just don't use the guest towels for toilet paper like you did last time."

Chainsawmidget · January 19, 2010, 10:01:01 AM

Quote from: Trevor on January 19, 2010, 06:10:01 AM
I haven't seen many, but the riffing of Mitchell was great.

That's probably one of their best ones.

"Word on the street is, you're a jerk."

"I'm going to start taking off my clothes. You better stop me."

Rev. Powell · January 19, 2010, 12:15:12 PM

From the short THE HOME ECONOMICS STORY:

Kay arrives at college as a Freshman.
NARRATOR: "Where would her room be? Who would be her friends?"
TOM: "Who would be her blood enemies?"
NARRATOR: "Wonder if she would ever know her way around..."
TOM: "What secret societies would she join?"
NARRATOR: "Wonder what her roommate would be like..."
TOM: "Would she smoke thin black cigarettes and reject the triune God?"

retrorussell · January 20, 2010, 12:37:08 AM

From POD PEOPLE:

[One of the pod people comes upon two hunters in the woods.]
Hunter #1: What the hell is that?
Hunter #2: I don't know...it looks like a cross between a pig and a bear!
Crow: A pear?

(Trumpy makes a Simon game operate by itself)
Joel (acting as Tommy): Trumpy! You can do stupid things!

From HIRED PART II:

Servo (at title screen): Hey! Hired 2: Electric Boogaloo!

(Car lot owner's father is fanning himself with his hand)
Servo: Oh no! He's having an episode!

More MANOS:

(The Master raises his arms dramatically)
Joel and the bots: (bored) SEEN IT.

(Torgo caresses a woman's hair and is slapped for his efforts)
Torgo: Forgive me, madam.. I.. meant.. no harm..
Crow: Aw, he's senator Packwood!

(A man approaches his dead dog lying offscreen and makes a disgusted face)
Crow: Ugh, look at the pile he left!

Trevor · January 20, 2010, 02:33:15 AM

Eight words:

HE TRIED TO KILL ME WITH A FORKLIFT!

I don't know which episode that's from, but it's funny.

Trevor · January 20, 2010, 04:46:19 AM

Quote from: Chainsawmidget on January 19, 2010, 10:01:01 AM
"I'm going to start taking off my clothes. You better stop me."

retrorussell · January 20, 2010, 05:06:42 AM

Quote from: Trevor on January 20, 2010, 02:33:15 AM
Eight words:

HE TRIED TO KILL ME WITH A FORKLIFT!

I don't know which episode that's from, but it's funny.

"Fugitive Alien". Japanese flick. Episode 12.

"We'll strap in tight, let's get set for action..
And hoist the ship out of the sand..
He tried to kill me with a forklift.. huzzah!"

Trevor · January 20, 2010, 05:22:49 AM

Quote from: retrorussell on January 20, 2010, 05:06:42 AM
"Fugitive Alien". Japanese flick. Episode 12.

"We'll strap in tight, let's get set for action..
And hoist the ship out of the sand..
He tried to kill me with a forklift.. huzzah!"

Thanks, russell!

I'm still wondering who tried to kill who with a forklift, also why and how?

paula · January 20, 2010, 05:37:23 AM

..........should i even post??

smoke manmuscle!

retrorussell · January 20, 2010, 05:50:03 AM

Quote from: Trevor on January 20, 2010, 05:22:49 AM
Quote from: retrorussell on January 20, 2010, 05:06:42 AM
"Fugitive Alien". Japanese flick. Episode 12.

"We'll strap in tight, let's get set for action..
And hoist the ship out of the sand..
He tried to kill me with a forklift.. huzzah!"

Thanks, russell!

I'm still wondering who tried to kill who with a forklift, also why and how?

I got no clue; never saw the film. I just punched up the phrase "He Tried To Kill Me With A Forklift" on Google and found out which episode it was.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wErpaF1jvjU

I know a few people I'd like to kill with a forklift.. got a license too (for the forklift, not to kill).

retrorussell · January 20, 2010, 05:53:55 AM

Quote from: paula on January 20, 2010, 05:37:23 AM
..........should i even post??

smoke manmuscle!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFHlJ2voJHY

paula · January 20, 2010, 05:55:43 AM

Giant Spider Invasion

Female scientist "Now watch this..."

Crow "...I'm going to put on a dashiki and blow your mind!" (Trevor might find that giggle worthy)

or

Blonde (go figure) and farmer out in field:

Blonde trips and falls, and...

"Oop, plot hole." (notices severed cow's head)

*scream* GOOOT MIIIILK?"