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« Reply #210 on: February 06, 2011, 10:35:34 PM »

Well since it happened...

From The Giant Spider Invasion:

All: Packers won the Superbowl!  Whoo!
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« Reply #211 on: February 08, 2011, 02:27:44 AM »

From The Final Sacrifice

Pipper: "What de hell are you doin' here?"
One of the bots: "We're eating your FOOD!   
                         
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« Reply #212 on: February 08, 2011, 11:14:23 AM »

Well since it happened...

From The Giant Spider Invasion:

All: Packers won the Superbowl!  Whoo!

Ha! That one ran through my mind on Sunday, too.
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« Reply #213 on: February 09, 2011, 10:04:58 PM »

From "Zombie Nightmare." Jimbo (to Twist 'n Crem'e waitress): You'll never find any better in this town babe. Tom Servo: No town's that small.
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« Reply #214 on: February 12, 2011, 09:16:05 PM »

TEENAGERS FROM OUTER SPACE

JOEL: Gramps, I bought that NyQuil for colds, not for you to make NyQuiladas. 

TOM: Menopause can feel like a speeding car chase.
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« Reply #215 on: February 13, 2011, 08:41:28 AM »

TEENAGERS FROM OUTER SPACE

JOEL: Gramps, I bought that NyQuil for colds, not for you to make NyQuiladas. 

TOM: Menopause can feel like a speeding car chase.

From the same episode: Tom as Grandpa singing the theme to The New Zoo Revue under his breath.
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« Reply #216 on: February 15, 2011, 04:26:22 AM »

Final Sacrifice was not only my very first episode, but the only I've watched four times and still makes me laugh (the rest I can only watch once). No favorite riffs in particular, just ANY time the guys make fun of you-know-who's beautiful name.
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« Reply #217 on: February 15, 2011, 09:42:24 PM »

I love they're digs at Canadian culture in "Final Sacrifice." Like this one: "We enjoy the music of your Rush." I love all things Canadian!
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« Reply #218 on: February 16, 2011, 11:27:29 AM »

Overdrawn at the Memory Bank:

(Fingal arrives at "The Place")
Mike: Formerly That Other Place.
Servo: They hired a huge consulting firm for millions of bucks, and that was the name they came up with.

Fingal: Go to work?
Crow: But I'm an actor.

Apollonia: It was the only way we'd be able to find him when we were ready to put him back in his own body.
Mike (as Steven Tyler): ARE YOU READY TO PUT HIM BACK IN HIS OWN BODY!?

(Fingal, played by Raul Julia, encounters his dead mother, who is blonde and fair)
Fingal: Mom, what are you doing here?
Servo: And why aren't you Puerto Rican?

(Fingal eats his mom's soup)
Servo: Yum, Swedish Puerto Rican cooking.

And any of their remarks as the blustery, morbidly obese chairman of Novacorp.
Best one:
Mike: I want more butter on my ham!
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« Reply #219 on: February 18, 2011, 08:29:13 PM »

Final Sacrifice was not only my very first episode, but the only I've watched four times and still makes me laugh (the rest I can only watch once). No favorite riffs in particular, just ANY time the guys make fun of you-know-who's beautiful name.

Crow: So, Rowsdower... Is that a stupid name, or...?

Rowsdower: It's a cult.
Crow: They worship blue oysters.
Rowsdower: Their race once ruled this land.
Mike: They ruled this one acre for about a week. Nobody knew.
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« Reply #220 on: February 19, 2011, 02:05:21 PM »

Everything in Final Justice is gold.  Thumbup
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« Reply #221 on: February 23, 2011, 03:40:58 AM »

Rowsdower: Their race once ruled this land.
Mike: They ruled this one acre for about a week. Nobody knew.

 BounceGiggle BounceGiggle BounceGiggle
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« Reply #222 on: February 23, 2011, 06:03:24 AM »

THE SCREAMING SKULL:
(A wreath of roses is shown behind a casket)
Mike: Looks like a dead person won the Kentucky Derby.

(Car pulls up near husband and wife, reverend and wife approach)
Reverend Snow (toting basket): We stopped by to meet your new wife!
Crow: And you forgot your baby!

(Wife throws a skull out a window)
Tom: Alas, poor Yorick; she threw him well.



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« Reply #223 on: February 23, 2011, 09:23:30 AM »

Overdrawn at the Memory Bank:

Servo: Mike, did I imagine it, or did a chubby angel with gin blossoms just visit us?

(Fingal arrives at Nirvana Village)
Receptionist: Ident!
Mike: That's a shame. Maybe you need a polyvinyl coating.

Psychist: Prophylactic rehab, Fingal.
Mike: They're going to retread his condom?

And any riff on the over-the-top Peter Lorre character.

Crow: Who’s he trying to do? Jimmy Stewart? James Cagney? No wait, John Kenneth Gailbraith! Ram Dass! Terry ‘Hulk’ Hogan?

Crow: Thank you, Floyd the pervert.
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« Reply #224 on: February 23, 2011, 01:25:38 PM »

ATTACK OF THE GIANT LEECHES

Guy who's about to be shot by Dave for fooling around with his wife: "Don't get riled, Dave..."
JOEL (as Dave): "Just advancin' the plot, nothing personal."

Steve: "Mike and I had a chance to fool around with some frogman equipment captured from the Italian navy..."
CROW: "Then we moved on to showgirl costumes."

JOEL: "Oh, take me to the mushroom palace, sweet friend booze!"
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