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THE BEST MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000 riffs

Started by retrorussell, January 19, 2010, 05:47:51 AM

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ChaosTheory

This one is a little weird w/o the context, but,
from DEVIL DOLL:
"Well, back to running the snack bar, hope you get some pants, bye!"  :teddyr:
Through the darkness of future past
The magician longs to see
One chance opts between two worlds
Fire walk with me

Trevor

GAMERA vs GAOS

[Scientist is explaining a complicated experiment]

Tom: "Then.......... kaboom."  :teddyr:
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.


Trevor

#453
WEREWOLF  [Brother Indy and his friends are digging up a skeleton in the desert]  :wink:

Crow: "No shoes. He was killed for his Nikes."  :teddyr:
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

Rev. Powell

Quote from: lester1/2jr on April 23, 2014, 03:17:40 PM
http://www.wired.com/2014/04/mst3k-oral-history/

Hidden at the end of that article is a hint about a Joel-sanctioned, web-based reboot of the show with a new host.
I'll take you places the hand of man has not yet set foot...

Trevor

FUGITIVE ALIEN

[Shot of a weird looking boat like building]

Tom: "Noah's ark? Huh."

[Shot of a Jeep outside]

Crow: "And there's Moses' jeep."

:teddyr:
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

Trevor

TORMENTED

[An organist is playing badly]

Tom: "In a gadda da vida, baby......"  :teddyr: :teddyr:
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

Trevor

WORRIER OF THE LOST WORLD

[The hero rams an attacker's head into a bus sporting the yin-yang logo]

Tom: "Whoa! Right in the yin-yang!"  :buggedout: :teddyr:
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

Trevor

MAD MONSTER

Some guy: "What did you find out about the ray guns?"
Crow:"Ron and Nancy?"

:wink:
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

HappyGilmore

"The path to Heaven runs through miles of clouded Hell."

Don't get too close, it's dark inside.
It's where my demons hide, it's where my demons hide.

Trevor

GAMERA vs GUIRON:

Lady: "Now my boy, you have to answer my questions now."
Crow: "You mean now now or later now?"  :teddyr:

I realized in that clip that Crow is missing part of his head.  :buggedout: :buggedout:
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

Trevor

MOLE PEOPLE [climbers descending a cliff: the camera is focused on their backsides)

Crow: "Filmed in WedgieVision!"  :teddyr:
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

Rev. Powell

"Commander Cody" serial:

Suit: We've noticed unusual atomic activity on the moon.
TOM: Isn't any atomic activity on the moon unusual?

ROBOT VS. THE AZTEC MUMMY

[Nerdy bespectacled guy stumbles around cemetery]
CROW, JOEL and TOM break into overlapping, freestyle Jerry Lewis impressions for about a minute.
I'll take you places the hand of man has not yet set foot...

ChaosTheory

from DIABOLIK:

Servo: "This will fool them unless they look at it!"

Balmont: "I'm calling you, Inspector, on behalf of Law and Order."
Ginko: (fake enthusiastic) "Great!"
Crow: "I love Jerry Orbach!"

D shoves Balmont out of the plane -
Servo: "But I'm an evil mastermiiiiinnnnnnd!!"
Through the darkness of future past
The magician longs to see
One chance opts between two worlds
Fire walk with me

Trevor

We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.