Sheep Gives Birth To Human Faced Lamb

[Mofo Rising]

Never mind the incredibly stupid assertion that humans and other species can actually interbreed.     Wouldn't there be herds of human-faced sheep and goats in parts of the world by now if that were so?

Obviously you've never been trapped on the moors of New Zealand ("Oh sure, they've got tons of moors.") on a moonless night, with no form of transportation other than a pair of legs and a twisted ankle, listening to the terrifying half-moan/half-bleat/half-baa of the tripartite terror known as the goat-sheep-man, first behind you, now in front of you. Looking down at the ancient firearm you had managed to salvage from the gypsy's destroyed caravan, wondering if you should go out fighting or save the last bullet for yourself...

[Saucerman]

Mary had a little lamb.  Which formed the basis of the case when her husband filed for divorce. 

[Ed, Ego and Superego]

The Men of the town of St. Hutton
Have a strong penchant for mutton.
Be it Ewe Lamb or Ram,
They give not a damn
But immediately start to unbutton

[Raffine]

Ewe.

[meQal]

I can't believe the shear gall they had to print this story.

[paula]

Mary had a little lamb.  Which formed the basis of the case when her husband filed for divorce. 

sometimes a girls gotta do what sheeps gotta do!