Alone In The Dark 2

Olivia Bauer · February 02, 2010, 08:12:00 AM

http://www.movieweb.com/movie/FIKwEMLP4OkjOO <--- Link to film information

Where do they get off having the GROIN to make a sequel to that film?! What do they think their doing?!

Criswell · February 02, 2010, 04:44:54 PM

Oh crap.

Olivia Bauer · February 02, 2010, 06:09:54 PM

The odd thing is that the director slot doesn't read "Uwe Boll". It's somewhat odd seeing the film doesn't involve the king of crap himself. Why wouldn't Uwe Boll be in it? Considering that it's the sequel to a film that tanked and in relation to a dieing game series why wouldn't the master of German tax loop holes jump on a bad investment?

Olivia Bauer · February 03, 2010, 08:12:33 AM

For those who don't know (And considering the nature of this website I don't think many of you wouldn't know) Uwe Boll abuses a German tax loophole that allows him to get money off of failed investments in the film industry. Meaning that he probably produces garbage intentionally to make money off of the Germans. Despicable. If many people see his film, he gets money, if he spends little money on purpose and lets a cheap piece of cinematic garbage into the theaters that no one would dare see, he gets money still! He is a leech on the film industry and on the German government!

Dieses ist, wohin Ihr Steuergeld geht.
(This is where your tax money goes)

LeRolls · February 03, 2010, 02:03:44 PM

I didn't realize the first made enough money to warrant a sequel. It's too bad really since I did use to like the games back in the day.

Olivia Bauer · February 03, 2010, 04:39:50 PM

QuoteI didn't realize the first made enough money to warrant a sequel. It's too bad really since I did use to like the games back in the day.

HAHAHAHA! Oh! I was waiting to use this link!

http://www.movieweb.com/news/NErDOsurgBLavr <--- Click

He'll probably do the same thing here.

nilbog · February 05, 2010, 01:35:36 AM

Quote from: KeeperOfTheB-List on February 03, 2010, 08:12:33 AM
For those who don't know (And considering the nature of this website I don't think many of you wouldn't know) Uwe Boll abuses a German tax loophole that allows him to get money off of failed investments in the film industry.

Thing is that loophole doesn't exist anymore (hasn't for a year or two) yet he still somehow manages to get investors...

paula · February 05, 2010, 02:14:58 AM

Quote from: nilbog on February 05, 2010, 01:35:36 AM
Quote from: KeeperOfTheB-List on February 03, 2010, 08:12:33 AM
For those who don't know (And considering the nature of this website I don't think many of you wouldn't know) Uwe Boll abuses a German tax loophole that allows him to get money off of failed investments in the film industry.

Thing is that loophole doesn't exist anymore (hasn't for a year or two) yet he still somehow manages to get investors...

uwe boll sucks....i can't come up with anything more eloquent...he is a big ball of suck. all of you guys on here could direct movies that are lights years better than his. what deal with the devil did he make to enable him to keep getting money?

BTM · February 05, 2010, 04:47:00 AM

Wait, they couldn't get Christian Slater to reprise his role for the sequel? Wow, he must have to do laundry that day or something...

Olivia Bauer · February 05, 2010, 09:29:51 PM

QuoteWait, they couldn't get Christian Slater to reprise his role for the sequel? Wow, he must have to do laundry that day or something...

I think Slater died at the end of the first one. They make a quick rip-off of Evil Dead and cut to black.