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Started by God the Worms, February 23, 2010, 03:43:06 PM

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God the Worms

Self explanatory yang to the Top 15's yin.

1- Zombie Chronicles
2- Gone with the Wind
3- Garbage Pail Kids
4- Monster High
5- Dead Body Man
6- What's Eating Gilbert Grape
7- Powder
8- Avatar
9- Batman Begins
10- Street Fighter
11- Twilight
12- Twilight: New Moon (haven't seen it, just hate it)
13- Alien Prey
14- Paul Blart: Mall Cop
15- Nightmare of Elm Street 6: Freddy's Dead

Flick James

Ah, this is far more fun than the other :teddyr:

1. Gangs of the Dead (2006)
2. Anaconda (1997)
3. Congo (1995)
4. 27 Dresses (2008) - Gag gag gag gag gag gag gaggggggggg!
5. Speed (1994)
6. Speed 2 (1997)
7. The Day the Earth Stood Still (2008)
8. Miss Congeniality (2000)
9. Miss Congeniality (2005)
10. Chain Reaction (1996)
11. The Haunting (1999)
12. Halloween 2 (2009) - Rob Zombies version. Liked his first one, but hated the second.
13. Thirteen Ghosts (2001)
14. Arthur 2: On the Rocks (1988) - The first one was brilliant
15. The Cutting Edge (1992)

Now, those are some godawful movies. Not even one could make it in the "so bad it's good" category. Completely unwatchable. And, in case you're wondering, yes, I have an extreme aversion to Keanu Reeves and Sandra Bullock.
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Skull

#2
1... Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999) ~ Because we waited for such a long ass time to get punched in the balls!

2... The remastard Star Wars... Greedo shooting first and Han can "walk around" Jabba!?? ~ People shouldnt be allowed to paint mustaches on art and pass it off as this is what I intended to to.

3... Rollerball (2002) ~ Oh my GOD what is wrong with these people!

4...Godfather Part 3 (1990) ~ do I need to say why... :)

5... The English Patient (1996) ~ Usually the films that I hate are based on my feelings that the director could do better. As for Rollerball my feeling is you need to see the original movie that your remaking or at least read the book... As for The English Patient, my hatered runs deeper since the oscars and the critics say, "This is a good movie" but its less entertaining the paint dry, so then I'm thinking maybe I'm stupid since the critics and the oscars say otherwise, then I tried watching it again and the movie still fails... Then I find myself not alone as others are also b***hing that this is one boring ass flick...

The critics and the oscars are wrong!!!

6-15 for future hate films :)

RCMerchant

1.ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW
2.TITANIC
3.STAR WARS series
4.anything with Adam Sandler
5.the American GODZILLA remake.
6.most anything with Chevy Chase.
7.anything with Pauly Shore.
8.anything with Van Diesel.
9.all Steven Segal's direct to video movies.
10. tweenie movies (you know-stuff like HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL,TWILIGHT,ad nausem)
11. movies based on old TV shows or cartoons (like CHARLIES ANGELS,SCOOBY DOO,blah blah beelch)
12.I dunno...lotsa stuff.....this is hurting my stomach.... :bluesad:
Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
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Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
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SPazzo

But I don't hate any movie.  That why I'm on here... :wink:

OK, here's the list:
1. EPIC MOVIE - I just couldn't laugh at the humor.  It just wasn't funny...

2. STEP BROTHERS - I sat in the theater with a whole s**t-load of other teenagers who were laughing their asses off, while I was bored out of my skull.  It's just not funny!

3. NORTH - Again, just not funny.  And this one had a bunch of well-known stars to go with it!  I love Roger Ebert's review on the film. :tongueout:

4. HOTEL FOR DOGS - This one I've seen twice, and hated it both times.  I love dogs, don't get me wrong, I have three of them (yeah we got a new dog).  But this movie seems to be written by people who have never even seen a dog.

5. IRON MAN - *Prepares to be flamed*  Yes, the Robert Downey Jr. movie.  The reason I didn't really like the movie was because I didn't like Downey's character in it.  He reminded me of that guy, that we all know, whose just a big a***ole, but nobody wants to tell him so.

6. MEET THE BROWNS - I've watched several Tyler Perry movies in my time, and most of them are at least watchable.  This one just isn't.  The characters are really boring, the plot seems to be made up on the spot, I was just bored out of my mind.

7. FACING THE GIANTS - Ah, a faith based sports movie.  That must mean it's good, right?  Nope.  Especially not this one.  The movie is about a high school football coach who uses faith to help his team win the big game.  Need I say more?

8. TRANSFORMERS - The 2007 one.  I... I...  Can't really say much, but I found myself zoning out of the movie and sort of hoping Megan Fox would at least have a nude scene.

9. BLACK KNIGHT - Martin Lawrence mixes with A Kid in King Arthur's Court...  What the hell were they thinking?

10 - BLAIR WITCH PROJECT - I can see where the film could be likable, if you're in the right mood.  But I guess I wasn't, and neither was my stomach for the matter.  Boring and queasy, not a good combination.

11 - ALONE IN THE WOODS - (1996) OK, mix a home alone type story with camping, plus some s**tty acting and what do you get?  This waste of good film.

12 - THE HOUSE BUNNY - Why?  Just why?  There was no redeeming value at all in the movie.

13 - TOPAZ - The 1969 Hitckcock film.  Easily his worst (I haven't seen Mr. and Mrs. Smith).  I was bored out of my mind, had no idea what the hell was happening, and I think i fell asleep towards the end.

14 - THE PINK PANTHER - The REMAKE!  Holy f**king s**t!!!!  Since when does Steve Martain think he can be Peter Sellers?

15 - HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL - Need I say more?

3mnkids

1. Fantastic Four(2005)
2. Fantastic four rise of the silver surfer(2007)
3. Van Helsing
4. Underworld 2
5. Twilight
6. Scary  movie~~ All of them!
7. The Rage: Carrie 2
8. Every movie Jennifer Aniston has been in... ok, all chick flicks and romantic comedies.. I hate them all..
There's no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far~ ruminations

InformationGeek

It's hard for me to pick a 15 good film list, but it is very easy for me to pick a hated list.  Mostly because all of the films I hate are ones that I reviewed.

15. Monkeybone:
   The movie was just way to over the top for me and pretty much just plain insane.  Oh sure, it was pretty creative, but damn, talk about a head trip.

14. Mortal Kombat: Annihilation
   Video game movie adaptions are often not that good and this movie was a prime example of it.  Going into it, I knew it was going to be bad, but I didn't think it would end up being THIS bad.

13. The Spirit
   The movie chose visuals over story, character development, plot structure, and such other important things.  Oh sure, Samuel L. Jackson was fun to watch, but even he couldn't carry the entire film.

12. Beware!  The Blob
   Somehow the special effects have actually gotten worse and this was just a horrible follow up to one of my favorite science fiction movies in general.

11. Kong Island
   This movie was just unbelievably uninteresting.  I mean, how could a movie about mind control gorillas being used as an army be so bad?  Well it is the fact that the movie had basically no plot until there was less than 20 minutes and that just about everything was terrible.

10. Shark Swarm
   It is the only film I couldn't finish the review for.  The film just completely rubs me the wrong way.  I couldn't tell it was the fact that things would be introduced into the film and promptly forgotten or the fact sharks were a joke.

9. Robot Holocaust
   The film was directed by a porn director, but it felt more like it was directed by a bunch of college graduates with a video camera and budget of 1,000 bucks.  The plot was a joke and I had more fun laughing at the effects than anything else.

8. Jaws: The Revenge
   This was the first film that I ever saw that I felt was completely worthless.  The special effects were just mind numbingly horrible to the point where it just wasn't funny.  The plot was confusing, but I have learned a great many things from it about sharks, like the fact that they can roar.

7. Octopus 2
   I honestly wanted to like this movie, since I do enjoy all things with killer creatures in it, but this was just something else.  Just so many things didn't add up or even make sense.  It was just embarrassing to watch, especially with my dad.

6. Blood Beach
   A killer underground monster is a great idea and putting the monster underneath a beach during tourist season is even better, but despite all of this going for it, the movie was just a bore fest.  However, the lighting was the worst problem since I couldn't even tell what was happening during the film at some points.  Could be a good thing though when I think about it.

5. Titanic: The Legend Goes On
   I knew this movie was going to suck before I even watched it, but yet I watched it.  I just can't believe it failed on almost every level from the acting to the technical side.  This film is also surprisingly offense and racist at some points!

4. Disaster Movie
   Like Titanic, I knew this was going to be bad going in.  However, I wanted to pit myself against something this awful and I can say that I have survived it, though my brain hurt after watching it.

3. Frogs
   Oh yeah, my own personal hell.  I have commented many times saying that this is the worst movie I have ever seen.  I still believe that, though it is a pretty close call with the other two films I have next.

2. Pocket Ninjas
   Martial art films shouldn't be like this.  No film should be like this!  It probably has the worst editing I have ever seen besides Devil Fish and that is saying a lot.

1. Monster A Go-Go
   This is the only film I know besides Manos to fail on every level with absolutely nothing redeeming about this.  I did mention one thing in my review on it, but I was mostly joking about it.  This film is pure evil.  Plain and simple.

I didn't describe most of these films since I already went into full length about them in reviews and why should I bring up painful memories?
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JaseSF

#7
We've done topics like this on the board before. My answers haven't changed a whole lot and I supsect I'd have a lot more modern era remakes on here if I bothered to watch many of them (typically I avoid them like the plague). Generally the films I hate the most are those highly touted but which left me cold and/or bitterly disappointed or just bored the hell out of me. I still think Kevin Smith is a hack, with Clerks, the first film, being his only good movie. Michael Bay is a given to be on here and Adam Sandler had to be on the list somewhere too (although he too I generally avoid although sometimes I have to put up with him as my girlfriend likes him for some unexplainable reason, same with Julia Roberts).

1. Natural Born Killers (1994) - mindless, repetitive violence does not a good story make.
2. Armageddon (1998) - mindless, mindless, mindless...it's from Michael Bay.
3. Envy (2004) - Jack Black and Ben Stiller were never less funny.
4. The Dukes of Hazzard (2005) - remakes of TV shows typically = dud.
5. National Lampoon's Senoir Trip (1995) - painfully unfunny viewing experience, unbelievably lame.
6. The Waterboy (1998) - Adam Sandler at his dumbest.
7. Boogie Nights (1997) - a huge bore, incredibly overrated.
8. Star Wars Episode 1: The Phantom Menace (1999) - hugely disappointing and aside from Darth Maul, a total bore.
9. Speed 2 (1997) - completely unnecessary remake but this is also beyond bad.
10. Accident (1967) - another bore, an arty bore but still a bore.
11. Titanic (1997) - tragedy dumbed down for the masses and turned into a romance.
12. Clerks II (2006) - offensive to the max and a hugely disappointing follow-up, just wallows in trying to up the shock factor.
13. Alone in the Dark (2005) - do I even need to explain?
14. Dogma (1999) - Smith again. Just competely unfunny tripe to me.
15. Erin Brockovich (2000) - Julia Roberts, my girlfriend loves her. I think she's completely devoid of talent.
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Mr. DS

#8
Ugh, these lists kill because I always forget something...in no particular order...

1.) SW The Phantom Menace
2.) The Day Time Ended
3.) Titanic
4.) Revenge Of The Living Dead Girls
5.) Twilight
6.) Troll 2
7.) Bronx Executioner
8.) SW Attack Of The Clones
9.) Nightmare On Elm Street 4
10.) Mortal Kombat Annihilation

To Be Continued...
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Time_Signature

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vukxfiles

Black Dawn (2005)
Sweet Insanity (2006)
D-War (2007)
Dark Corners (2006)
King Arthur (2004)
Prom Night (1980)
2001: A Space Travesty (2000)
Borderland (2007)
Die Hard 2 (1990)
Kevin & Perry Go Large (2000)
Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow (2004)
Lara Croft Tomb Raider: The Cradle of Life (2003)

MrMari

15) Boogie Nights - Not even Julliane Moore could save this over-hyped crap.

14) Dazed and Confused - I was forced to watch this on a date with a hot German chick. So not as good as "The Stoned Age" which was much more fun.

13) Congo - A good friend of mine recommended this movie and we still give him s**t about it today! "Amy good gorilla!"

12) Titanic - Nuff said.

11) Godfather 3 - So, lets take one of the greatest cinematic franchises ever and kill it with George Hamilton!

10) Star Wars Episode 1 - I waited 20 years for this?

09) Gladiator - barf

08) Independence Day - This movie made me want to punch the dopes in the audience who were clapping at the end.

07) Rocky Horror Picture Show - I tried to understand why this is such a classic but I never get it. I'm more of a fan of Phantom of the Paradise.

06) The Out of Towners 1999 - This was just pure blasphemy.

05) I Spit on your Grave - I threw the DVD out after I bought it.

04) Mr. and Mrs. Smith - God this was terrible.

03) My Super Ex-Girlfriend - My date that I saw this with fell asleep during this borefest. I could watch Uma eat popcorn and be entertained but this was impossible.

02) Anything with Sandler - Glad I'm not alone here.

01) Transformers 2007 - So many fond memories as a kid dreaming of a non animated Transformers movie. To have those dreams crushed by Michael Bay.  :thumbdown:

Leah

15) ZaAt
14)Troll 1
13) Troll 3
12)Batman and Robin
11)Batman Forever-UGH!!!!!
10)Transformers
9) Transformers 2
8)Terminater Salvation- what, no Arnold?
7)Danger!!Death Ray
6)Son of Godzilla
5)Star Wars Holiday Special
4)End of Days
3)Garbage Pail Kids
2.5)Superbabies 1
2)Suberbabies 2
1)Red Zone Cuba
yeah no.

joejoeherron

I would say that every film has some redeeming factors in it, but then I would just be lying.

I don't keep track of the hated movies because I don't want to think about them.

Zap Rowsdower

 Wow...I know there are movies that I didn`t like & would never watch again.  But movies I HATE!

Well I Guess...

1.  Godzilla - The American  remake
2.  King Kong - Both the Peter Jackson & the Dino De Laurentiis version
3.  Van Helsing - Was this Character meant to be an action Hero?
4.  Land of the Lost - My favorite show as a kid and now Will Ferrell - WHY???
5.  Star Trek (2009) How did Nimoy get involved in this?
6.  Superman IV: The Quest For Peace
7.  Godzilla vs. Megalon - Own every Godzilla movie except this one &...
8.  Godzilla - Final Wars
9.  Caddyshack 2 (1988)
10. Smokey and the Bandit 3 - Even the 2nd one was good next to this.
11. Maximum Overdrive (1986) - Loved the short story but then got AC/DC.
12. Jason X
13. Spiders (2000 - Sci-Fi orig) Actually almost all Sci-Fi channel movies could be here.
14. Star Wars: The Clone Wars - CGI-animated Star Wars??????
15. Contact (1997) - Again I liked the book & thought the movie might be good.