B-MOVIE PITCHES!!!

[diamondwaspvenom]

Pitch

A wannabe rockstar steals a guitar that summons demons when he plays solos.

[Flick James]

Pitch -

An obsessed and unbalanced fan of an actress begins to kill, one by one, the paparazzi who hound her. His obsession intensifies as he begins to feel entitled to the actress' gratitude.

Sorry, but my time is too valuable to read something that long.  Try to keep it under 25 words next time.   

I did contradict my own directive, didn't I? Well, I did say it was okay to go over a few words.

[Berko]

Keep in mind we will probably be working with whatever money we currently have in our pockets, and most of that will go to getting equipment to make this with.
Special FX aren't out of the question, but we're going to need to get really creative.
A website called indymogul.com has a show dedicated to making practical FX, all with a budget under 50 dollars. But still, at this point let's just assume we wont have any money to make this with.

Here's my pitch with this in mind...

Three people are turned into vampire *ish* creatures by neo-nazi's and then buried alive. After 20 years they escape and seek revenge.

Genre - Crime, Exploitation, Horror, SciFi, Western... *Coen fan*

[Berko]

Pitch

Stuffed animals come back to life to wreak havoc on the owners that mistreated them.

I really like this idea...

[JaseSF]

A menacing ghost, seen only in shadows, stalks a group of kids lost in the woods. Wait, they already did that one Stil you could throw a new twist on this old idea.

[Joe the Destroyer]

Pitch 4

Avid b-movie fanatic becomes serial killer upon getting fed up with remake after remake. Starts going after the filmmakers responsible.


(Credit goes to Flick James)

This movie has been done.  It's called The Remake.  It's pretty hard to find.

[Berko]

Pitch 4

Avid b-movie fanatic becomes serial killer upon getting fed up with remake after remake. Starts going after the filmmakers responsible.


(Credit goes to Flick James)

This movie has been done.  It's called The Remake.  It's pretty hard to find.

Pardon my ignorance, but are you kidding, or is that a joke. I'm not good at reading between the lines.

[Skull]

Pitch 4

Avid b-movie fanatic becomes serial killer upon getting fed up with remake after remake. Starts going after the filmmakers responsible.


(Credit goes to Flick James)

This movie has been done.  It's called The Remake.  It's pretty hard to find.

Pardon my ignorance, but are you kidding, or is that a joke. I'm not good at reading between the lines.

The Remake (2006)....

plot: A movie crew travels up north for a weekend of bonding before their next big movie shoot, a remake of the horror classic "Slaughter Camp 13!". Not everybody is happy with this project, ruining the integrity of the original slasher flick, especially a deranged fan who has entered their ranks to make sure This Remake NEVER HAPPENS!


Although... the movie played in the show was 69 mins long (really short) and 1 user view on imdb (assuming the filmmakers own review) and 52 votes (assuming friends, filmmaker and family, lol) oddly a 2006 movie and no trailer...

Joe did you see this movie?

Also... Flick James movie was picked I would think such titles as:

Reslash!
Stop Making Remakes!
Don't Touch the Classic!

[Flick James]

I never heard of it. No big surprise if that notion has been tackled already. It's all going to come down to the vote. If none of my pitches gets selected, that's life. The poll is going up today, BTW.

[jimmybob]

Alien brothers come from outer space to learn of earth traditions, but instead become criminal pimps

Comedy movie

-Jimmybob

[Leah]

PITCH
two morticians fight over a beautiful girl who is afraid of cats. comedy

[JaseSF]

Actually with mine, I was thinking of my real life childhood ghostly experience where I, at about age 11-12, truly believe I might have encountered the Wendigo.   After I saw it, numerous tragedies did happen in my small hometown over the years, some even involving members of my own family. Some people believe seeing it can be an omen of death.

[RCMerchant]

I can draw a picture for ads..but otherwise-I have no talent. 

[Skull]

I can draw a picture for ads..but otherwise-I have no talent. 

cool... cover art is the most important thing for a low budget film 

[diamondwaspvenom]

Pitch

Undead rockers come back from the grave to overthrow modern pop artists.

Genre: Horror, Exploitaion

*Note: I think it's a good idea that the characters should be fictional but somewhat based on famous musicians.