Yo, Adrienne!

[TheDope]

DIRECTOR - Okay; the scene is: you, Jason, leap out of the water and grab Adrienne around the neck and drag her under with you.  Got it?

JASON - Yeah, Sean?  I got a problem with that....

DIRECTOR - What is it.

JASON - I thought my character was dead already, so how can I be grabbing Adrienne in the first place?  Also, since it's my mom that has the vendetta against the counselors, what's my say in any of this to begin with... and I have a problem with aggressiveness against women in general....

DIRECTOR - Oh, for the....  Look, it isn't even my thing, Jason; I promised the makeup guy we'd either put his idea for an ending in or we'd have to pay him - one or the other.

JASON - I don't feel good about this.

ADRIENNE - Guys, can we just do this; I'm getting cold in this boat.

JASON - (to Adrienne) YOU'RE gettin' cold...?

DIRECTOR - Come on, we're losing daylight; let's get this in one shot then we can have a gnosh, eh?  Places, everybody!

JASON - Sorry in advance, Adrienne.  (starts to get under the water)

ADRIENNE - It's okay; Union pays me, regardless.

[tracy]

That's the last time I go out with The Creature from the Black Lagoon's son....one date and he's all over me!

[Chainsawmidget]

Well, know we know why the sign says "no swimming".

[retrorussell]

Jason: Sorry, ma'am.  I looked all along the riverbed but I couldn't find your car keys.
Adrienne: Oh well.. thanks for trying.

[The Burgomaster]

"Every time I fart, this guy covered in muck pops out of my ass."

[Mr. DS]

"Don't take this the wrong way Jason but you look way better with the makeup on."