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B-MOVIE PITCH POLL (THE REAL THING THIS TIME)!!!

Started by Flick James, March 25, 2010, 02:10:12 PM

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Vote for your favorite B-movie pitches (3 votes allowed)

Skull: The caretaker of a "Body Farm" must destroy the ghoul that's eating all the corpses.
1 (5.6%)
Skull - A cheating henchman is forced to run into the zombie infested woods with handcuffs.
2 (11.1%)
Skull - Inspired by a true story ~ A cult leader on a cruise ship with hippy slaves searching for alien life forms and finds one in the Bermuda Triangle.
4 (22.2%)
Flick James - Avid b-movie fanatic becomes serial killer upon getting fed up with remake after remake, going after the filmmakers responsible.
5 (27.8%)
Skull - The hairs on a person's body suddenly came alive and decide to leave by painfully plucking themselves out.
2 (11.1%)
Rev. Powell - UNTITLED WESTERN SCI-FI PROJECT - It's sixguns versus rayguns as a bounty hunter and two desperadoes form an unlikely alliance to foil aliens' plans to invade the Old West.
7 (38.9%)
Flick James - An obsessed and unbalanced fan of an actress begins to kill, one by one, the paparazzi who hound her. His obsession intensifies as he begins to feel entitled to the actress' gratitude.
0 (0%)
Feiyen - Stuffed animals come back to life to wreak havoc on the owners that mistreated them.
4 (22.2%)
Flick James - Identical twin sisters are separated at birth. One begins to commit crimes and murders and implicating the other, who is at first unaware she has an identical twin.
3 (16.7%)
Diamondwaspvenom - An amateur filmmaker risks his life by filming a documentary on a family of cannibals with the actual family.
2 (11.1%)
Diamondwaspvenom - Three unpopular bounty hunters get their chance to regain recognition when an old man hires them to kill a mutant that has been stealing his prune juice.
2 (11.1%)
Diamondwaspvenom - A wannabe rockstar steals a guitar that summons demons when he plays solos.
1 (5.6%)
Berko - Three people are turned into vampire *ish* creatures by neo-nazi's and then buried alive. After 20 years they escape and seek revenge.
0 (0%)
xJaseSFx - A menacing ghost, seen only in shadows, stalks a group of kids lost in the woods. Wait, they already did that one. Still you could throw a new twist on this old idea.
0 (0%)
Jimmybob - Alien brothers come from outer space to learn of earth traditions, but instead become criminal pimps. Comedy
2 (11.1%)
Bull - Two morticians fight over a beautiful girl who is afraid of cats. Comedy.
1 (5.6%)
Diamondwaspvenom - Undead rockers come back from the grave to overthrow modern pop artists. Genre: Horror, Exploitaion.
1 (5.6%)
Indianasmith - Exploding Cows from Mars:  Evil aliens infect earth cattle with microbes that cause them to randomly explode and  send poisons into the atmosphere.
3 (16.7%)
xJaseSFx - Amazonian beauties, a paradise except it's sometimes terrorized by a giant house cat.
1 (5.6%)
Jimmybob - A young man buys a tuba from a strange second hand store, and it turns out the tuba is POSSESSED BY AN EVIL DEMON !
1 (5.6%)
xJaseSFx - A man, obsessed with destroying the Wendigo, attempts to seek it out. Everyone else thinks he's crazy, especially as he himself starts to take on a more nightmarish appearance.
1 (5.6%)
Chainsawmidget – A group checks into a horror themed hotel called "Hotel Frankenstein" and starts disappearing one by one.  Turns out it's not just a name, The real Frankenstein's monster is secretly running the place, needing new body parts
1 (5.6%)
Feiyen -  A delusional mad man dresses up as a super hero and kills people with bad dialogue ..uhum I mean his gadgets.
1 (5.6%)
Skull - Teen creates a ray-gun that can turn matter into cartoons; he got the info from a "Demonic" website.
1 (5.6%)
Feiyen - Group of people go to a lodge for a trip and one by one they start turning up undead. The mystery is who among them is turning them into zombies.
0 (0%)
xJaseSFx - A ray machine sends a group of unlikely teen heroes into the past where they meet up with and react to PD stock footage.
1 (5.6%)
Bull - A motorcycle gang fights the Devil and his minions.
0 (0%)
Diamondwaspvenom - A nerdy scientist named Melvin Schieneker invents a machine (made from a toaster) that accidently turns him into a slightly deformed, badass, foul-mouthed biker.
0 (0%)
Berko - Animal Revenge - A restaurant becomes haunted by hungry cat souls, after the boss has the back ally cats killed, when he learned they were being given free food.
2 (11.1%)
Berko - Slasher - 9 people go into the dessert to experience spiritual enlightenment, but one decides his destiny is to kill everyone.
2 (11.1%)
Berko - Monster - High Schooler's are transformed into mutants, after the nerds are excluded from the party of the year. The nerds then feel bad and turn themselves into monsters to fight the other ones.
1 (5.6%)
Berko - A teacher who mocks a hypnotist is taught a lesson. Whenever he hears his name, he will forget the previous 24 hours.
0 (0%)
Berko - IA farmer learns that some nazi aliens in his barn are waiting for a group of Hindu aliens to come and steal his cows, so they can kill them.
1 (5.6%)
Chainsawmidget - Mom buys a painting; Her kid notices a figure is shifting positions, in disbelief he touches the artwork that absorbs him and frees the figure.
2 (11.1%)
Chainsawmidget - Something waits in a stall in the woman's restroom.  Anyone that goes in is never seen again.
3 (16.7%)

Total Members Voted: 18

Voting closed: April 01, 2010, 02:10:12 PM

IDontLikeBerkshire

I am unable to vote, for some reason. The voting option isn't there. Is anyone else having this problem?

Andrew

Quote from: IDontLikeBerkshire on March 25, 2010, 10:35:41 PM
I am unable to vote, for some reason. The voting option isn't there. Is anyone else having this problem?

New users are unable to participate in polls.  That changes after you have enough posts.
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Trevor

These are all good ~ pity I could only vote for three, but I had to vote for that one with the old guy and his prune juice.  :teddyr:
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Flick James

Regarding the avid B-movie fanatic going after remake directors, obviously there couldn't be real B-movies from the past in it because of coypright laws, but in the story the classic B's would be fictitious, but based on some of the classics. For example, there would be one based on the films that used major holidays, such as Halloween or My Bloody Valentine, or one based on an Ed Wood type of film, maybe another based on one of the classic zombie films, and so on. So the film would be part homage and part instrument to voice the feelings of most of us here at the green forum about all the really bad remakes Hollywood keeps churning out.
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Flick James

Chainsawmidget's pitch about the painting was actually a more fleshed-out idea he had posted during the pitch phase, but I made him scale it down to fit the format, and it lost some of the punch. It's actually quite a good short film concept and I have an idea about a tie-in/wrap-around around concept for the movie should it turn into an anthology, which is based on his idea. First you have to see what his original cocept was. Here's his original fleshed-out concept, quoted directly from the other thread:

"The Painting. 
A mother buys a new painting for the house.  Her kid doesn't like it and thinks it's creepy.  One night, when left alone with it, he notices that whenever he takes his eyes off the painting, the figure in it shifts positions.  Eventually, he goes to touch just so he can prove to himself that it's just a painting, except when he does, it ripples like water. 

When the mothers comes back home later, she sees her son banging on the paining from the inside trying to get back out. ... then the man in the painting comes up from behind her.  Cut to black."


My idea is that the anthology follows a character, man or woman, who visits a mysterious travelling art gallery that is very macabre-themed. The character moves from painting to painting, and each one becomes one of the anthology movies. The first one would be Chainsawmidget's movie about the painting, so sort of a painting-in-a-painting thing. Then at the end of the movie, after the last movie in the anthology, we go back to the gallery, as the character goes back to the first painting for a second look. The very last shot is the gallery patron noticing that the man from the painting is not there anymore and the man coming up from behind and it cuts to black just like at the end of Chainsawmidget's movie.

This is a homage to the early 70's Rod Serling t.v. series "Night Gallery."
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Skull

Quote from: Flick James on March 26, 2010, 09:16:19 AM
Regarding the avid B-movie fanatic going after remake directors, obviously there couldn't be real B-movies from the past in it because of coypright laws, but in the story the classic B's would be fictitious, but based on some of the classics. For example, there would be one based on the films that used major holidays, such as Halloween or My Bloody Valentine, or one based on an Ed Wood type of film, maybe another based on one of the classic zombie films, and so on. So the film would be part homage and part instrument to voice the feelings of most of us here at the green forum about all the really bad remakes Hollywood keeps churning out.

lol... You could always make fun of the names/movies...

My Bloody Halloween, The Saturday after the 13th, The Devils Night, New Years Undead, Episode 4, Valentines Night, Night of the Hungry Ghosts, etc... :)

Flick James

Just putting in a quick post to keep the thread up. I will not be checking in over the weekend. It would be nice to see a lot more voting. I get the feeling that most of the votes have come from those that made pitches. Just a hunch. We'd really like your votes. I know there's alot to read on the poll, but by voting you are potentially contributing to the making of a movie, if it ever goes that far.

Anyway, since I won't be checking in over the weekend, somebody please post something periodically to keep the thread high on the forum.

Cheers, and have a good weekend.
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Kaped-Kaper

Quote from: Skull on March 26, 2010, 10:03:38 AM
Quote from: Flick James on March 26, 2010, 09:16:19 AM
Regarding the avid B-movie fanatic going after remake directors, obviously there couldn't be real B-movies from the past in it because of coypright laws, but in the story the classic B's would be fictitious, but based on some of the classics. For example, there would be one based on the films that used major holidays, such as Halloween or My Bloody Valentine, or one based on an Ed Wood type of film, maybe another based on one of the classic zombie films, and so on. So the film would be part homage and part instrument to voice the feelings of most of us here at the green forum about all the really bad remakes Hollywood keeps churning out.

lol... You could always make fun of the names/movies...

My Bloody Halloween, The Saturday after the 13th, The Devils Night, New Years Undead, Episode 4, Valentines Night, Night of the Hungry Ghosts, etc... :)

A Nightmare on Oak Street
The Silence of the Rams
The Sparkling
The Closet of Dr. Calamari
Attack of the Body Invaders
The Transparent Man
The Monster of the Theater


I could go on all day. lo

Rev. Powell

Quote from: Kaped-Kaper on March 26, 2010, 05:41:58 PM
Quote from: Skull on March 26, 2010, 10:03:38 AM
Quote from: Flick James on March 26, 2010, 09:16:19 AM
Regarding the avid B-movie fanatic going after remake directors, obviously there couldn't be real B-movies from the past in it because of coypright laws, but in the story the classic B's would be fictitious, but based on some of the classics. For example, there would be one based on the films that used major holidays, such as Halloween or My Bloody Valentine, or one based on an Ed Wood type of film, maybe another based on one of the classic zombie films, and so on. So the film would be part homage and part instrument to voice the feelings of most of us here at the green forum about all the really bad remakes Hollywood keeps churning out.

lol... You could always make fun of the names/movies...

My Bloody Halloween, The Saturday after the 13th, The Devils Night, New Years Undead, Episode 4, Valentines Night, Night of the Hungry Ghosts, etc... :)

A Nightmare on Oak Street
The Silence of the Rams
The Sparkling
The Closet of Dr. Calamari
Attack of the Body Invaders
The Transparent Man
The Monster of the Theater


I could go on all day. lo

K-K, you'll want to check out this thread, coming up on it's two year anniversary...

The rest of you, vote!
I'll take you places the hand of man has not yet set foot...

feiyen

Bump it wayyyyy up just putting this back on top its sinking fast. Votes Please! Thank You.
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Flick James

Came back from a weekend away and very sad to see only one more vote. I'm surprised. I figured the poll would turn some away due to the size of it, but at the same time I suspected the average greenboard member had a slightly higher attention span than average. I'm not too worried. As it stands, we have 10 pitches with 2 or more votes, so there's out top 10 right there. The poll still has until the 1st to hopefully get a few more votes. Once we have narrowed it down to 10 we'll talk about feature vs. anthology and go from there.

LET'S GET SOME MORE VOTES!!!

p.s. How many posts does it take for a new member to be able to vote?
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Rev. Powell

Quote from: Flick James on March 29, 2010, 09:17:16 AM

p.s. How many posts does it take for a new member to be able to vote?

10, I presume.
I'll take you places the hand of man has not yet set foot...

Skull

Flick James its ok... move to the next one.

Usually these ideas has a rough start and once people start seeing it working then they will jump onboard or jump at the next time... :)

Kaped-Kaper

Well I want to vote, so here's post number . *It doubles as a bump*

Flick James

Quote from: Kaped-Kaper on March 29, 2010, 03:02:16 PM
Well I want to vote, so here's post number . *It doubles as a bump*

Well, if Rev is right, then you just need to post a few more times.  :cheers:
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