Human Centipede

[Archivist]

You know, I am too squeamish to watch many of the movies talked about here.  I balked at the Saw series, Hostel and the like just made me run away, and I figured I'd never watch that movie with Samuel Jackson 'Unthinkable' or whatever it was called.  And this avoidance is always based on previews or descriptions.  But out of morbid curiosity, I watched the trailer for Human Centipede, and I find it much more bizarre than gross.  I mean, who can take something like this seriously?  I'd be waiting for the doctor to feed the first segment garlic pizza and laxatives.  Doesn't mean I'm going to watch that movie, though! 

[bob]

This is on the short list of films I refuse to ever see.

[Raffine]

Asian Guy: Oh, what should I eat? Vanilla custard or cuttlefish and asparagus?
Kyle (muffled): Vanilla custard! Vanilla custard!
Asian Guy: OK! Cuttlefish and asparagus it is!

[JayJayM12]

Asian Guy: Oh, what should I eat? Vanilla custard or cuttlefish and asparagus?
Kyle (muffled): Vanilla custard! Vanilla custard!
Asian Guy: OK! Cuttlefish and asparagus it is!

Human CentIpad was brilliant!  Although, I have to admit that I laughed harder at the Cartman storyline ("Can I at least borrow some of your lipstick mom? Because I at least want to look pretty the next time you f**k me."), but the whole episode was great...

[AndyC]

Cartman: "It does email and web browsing and it sh*ts in Kyle's mouth? This is the best thing that has ever been invented!"

[HorrorofBob]

 :hot:Human Centipede is one movie that I will never see, period.  I have Hostel II and it was repulsive but one can get used to it after a few viewings but HC is just about as repugnant a concept for a film as can be imagined.
I hope that the sequel (yes, there is always a sequel) is just as objectionable so I won't go to see it, either.
Cheers to all those who like it.

[kakihara]

wow, i thought this thread was dead. i suggest every one of you watch this movie even if youve already seen it. because you are all sick little monkeys and you know it! better yet, watch it with another unsuspecting person, just to see the look on their face when they realize whats going on is priceless. its not that bad though, you will not see any poo in this movie. this is the highest form of movie making, think about it, most movies are crap anyway. how many 100 million dollar turds have you seen? this movie just cuts out all the b.s. character and story development and gets to the point. ATM baby, yeah!

[Gst0395]

I watched both Human Centipede films back-to-back a couple of nights ago, in their fully uncut forms. Messed up to say the least, but an interesting experience nevertheless.

[RCMerchant]

I watched half of part 2-I got bored and watched a documentary about Jimi Hendrix on Net Flix.

[Javakoala]

I watched half of part 2-I got bored and watched a documentary about Jimi Hendrix on Net Flix.

Sounds like you made the better choice, RC. Jimi Hendrix is still a guitar god, in my world at least.

[Gst0395]

I watched half of part 2-I got bored and watched a documentary about Jimi Hendrix on Net Flix.

Sounds like you made the better choice, RC. Jimi Hendrix is still a guitar god, in my world at least.

Regarding both parts of HC2, I actually thought the first was better because it had SOME development of characters. As much as a guilty pleasure the second half was, it just seemed so pointlessly violent. One torturous and depraved act after another, though I did enjoy seeing that tattooed douchebag (who was playing his music too loud) gets his comeuppance.

[BluEyeDevil]

Saw this movie on New Year's Eve one year. Due to drunkenness, I am not sure which year it was, but it was most likely an appropriate metaphor because chances are I ended up eating s**t the whole year. cheers