Scissor creature

[Draug]

"I'll trim your toe nails for a dime good sir."

[diamondwaspvenom]

YOU STAND RIGHT BACK! OTHERWISE SAY GOODBYE TO THE JEWELS!

[retrorussell]

Playstation 3 owners were eagerly awaiting the newest version of Clock Tower, where the villian Scissorman was to make his return.  Due to budget restrictions and time limitations, however, the result was rather insulting as Scissorman was only a foot tall.

[akiratubo]

I'm running a circumcision special today!  HALF off!

[Texdar]

What really happens to you if you run with scissors.

[Mr. DS]

"Yea Craft Day!  I'm making the bestest paper snowflake the teacher has ever seen!"

[JPickettIII]

When Ward Cleaver found that Wally and Beaver broke the manual/push lawn cutter, he and June watched "The Gate" and figured out how to get the lawn cut.  They just dug a whole the depths of hell and summed Timmer, the lawn demon.  Just don't spray him with water or he will go Gremlin on you.   

Later,

John

[AndyC]

Just hold on there little fella. Those are Mommy's. You use the safety scissors.

[TheDope]

Oh...did Maurice do those bangs?  Honey, we need to re-trim
that whole thing; let's start with a Rachel cut and go from there, mm-kay?