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CHATTERBOX (1977)

Started by The Burgomaster, July 10, 2010, 02:43:57 PM

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The Burgomaster

This movie is about a woman with a talking (and singing) vagina.  Other than that, what more do I need to tell you?

I posted this here in the Bad Movies forum because even though this movie is mostly amusing I'd have a hard time justifying it as a good movie.  Imagine a 1970s made-for-TV movie with nudity and risque humor and you'll have a good idea of what this movie is like.  And the running time is perfect at about 1 hour and 20 minutes.

I bought my DVD-R copy from Cinema de Bizarre.  It appears to be duplicated from the old Vestron Video VHS version (it has the Vestron intro and outro, which brought back fond memories of bad videotapes from the 70s).

**SPOILER ALERT**

In case you're interested, the movie has a happy ending.  The woman with the talking vagina meets a man with a talking penis.  I'm serious.



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Starsky

I highly suggest to get a copy of p***y Talk, the superior movie with a talking snatch  :bouncegiggle:


Raffine

I've always wanted to see this one to hear the vagina sing 'Wang Dang Doodle'.
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The Burgomaster

Quote from: Raffine on November 14, 2010, 05:07:00 PM
I've always wanted to see this one to hear the vagina sing 'Wang Dang Doodle'.

Ah, this is one of the many highlights . . .
"Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone."

RCMerchant

And it has Rip Taylor!!!! ACK!
Neil Sedaka wrought the music!  :buggedout:
I seen this on one of them old 'movie disc' things in 1982.....
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ArmyOfMachines25

I thought it was an entertaining movie... i mean how could a movie with talking lady privates not be interesting?

Leah

we're in the seventies, right? late? At least this sounds like an improvement over Roller Boogie
yeah no.

Trekkie313

Quote from: ArmyOfMachines25 on December 08, 2010, 04:45:00 PM
I thought it was an entertaining movie... i mean how could a movie with talking lady privates not be interesting?

It's official, you must be deaf if you stand that annoying vagina's voice.  :buggedout:

MrMari

Such a funny movie. Dude, its got Rip Taylor


JPickettIII

Quote from: Trekkie313 on November 13, 2010, 11:34:58 AM
http://thecinemasnob.com/2010/11/10/chatterbox.aspx  :thumbup:

I watched the review of the movie at http://thecinemasnob.com/ and it was hilarious.  I am going to subscribe to this site.  I watched Brad's take on Zombi 7 or Zombie 90.

Funny stuff.

Oh, Chatter Box was funny. I would love to watch this.  The actress is hot and the acting bad, where could you go wrong?  

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Archivist

Another take on this angle was the 1974 porno The Angel Above, the Devil Below.  A woman's nether regions become possessed after she reads from 'The Necronomican' (sic).

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0149670/

I have only seen the trailer to this one.  It looks very bad, even by bizarre 70's porn standards.
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