Yeah, giving yourself a hand while driving is not a good idea.

[sprite75]

One Colondra Hamilton learned that the "hard" way;

ELMWOOD PLACE - An Elmwood Place police officer who stopped a car because it had illegally tinted windows received a bit of a shock when he looked inside.

Officer Ross Gilbert said the driver, Colondra Hamilton, a 36-year-old Downtown resident, was sitting with her pants unzipped and a sex toy in her lap.

He said Hamilton told him she was using the toy while watching a sex video on a laptop computer that a passenger in the front seat held up so she could see it.

Gilbert charged her with "driving with inappropriate alertness" and having illegal tinted windows, according to the traffic ticket.

[Joe the Destroyer]

Some folks really need to learn how to handle themselves while driving... 

[AndyC]

Well, at least the windows were tinted. That's about the best example of careless driving I've ever heard. Bet she won't be challenging it in court. Or maybe she will, depending on what her deal is. The tinted windows do kind of suggest this is more than a one-time thing. I'd call her an exhibitionist of sorts.