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Zombies! Zombies! Zombies (2008)

Started by lester1/2jr, November 18, 2010, 12:23:07 PM

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lester1/2jr

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APCHdIcImXY

The most dissapointing thing about this very low budget horror comedy is how much nudity is implied and is not delivered. There are two very brief shots of topless strippers in the begining and that's basically it. I have noticed this in other movies and it's one of the worst trends of all time. You can't not have nudity in your movies. It's not allowed. f**king take your clothes off!!

A scientist creates a type of smokable zombie formula for some reason and a guy smokes it and so does his hooker friend and people start becoming zombies. All the usual plot holes are in place namely why don't they run past the slow zombies instead of hiding in this building?

"Zombies .." adheres strictly to the "don't have anything happen till the half hour mark " rule. Before that it's mostly some fairly pretty girls and very poor writing and acting. If you are not a bad movie fan it will be enough to make you turn it off. If you are, it's "ugh" type entertaining dreck that will mostly remind you of this board. The one kind of funny character is a pimp, everyone else ranges from moderately likeable to annoying and all are pretty unremarkable.  When the action starts the zombie bloodbath is a combination of cheap old school gore and cheap computerized sci fi type cheese. 

While the whole thing is pretty disposable there is a modicum of care taken with the plot and some amusing post Scream type horror yuks. It's a pretty typical one of these things all in all.

3/5

Doggett

Your disappointment in the lack of female nudity makes me laugh.

:teddyr:

Ah, we've all been there...  :wink:
                                             

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Raffine

Quote from: Doggett on November 18, 2010, 12:34:21 PM
Your disappointment in the lack of female nudity makes me laugh.

:teddyr:

Ah, we've all been there...  :wink:

I know guys who disappointment in the lack of female nudity sums up their whole lives!  :teddyr:
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Chainsawmidget

I just don't get the lack of nudity today in movies.  It's odd.

Anyway, I've seen this.  It's not nearly as good as Zombie Strippers. 

JPickettIII

Looked interesting.  Nudity is not the most important part of a Zombie movie but I will admit, I don't mine seeing the opposite sex running around without clothes on.  :cheers: :tongueout: :thumbup:

Later,

John
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Skull

Quote from: lester1/2jr on November 18, 2010, 12:23:07 PM


The most dissapointing thing about this very low budget horror comedy is how much nudity is implied and is not delivered. There are two very brief shots of topless strippers in the begining and that's basically it. I have noticed this in other movies and it's one of the worst trends of all time. You can't not have nudity in your movies. It's not allowed. f**king take your clothes off!!



lol... and the movie was orginally called: Strippers vs Zombies...


I can understand the disappointment...


Olivia Bauer


jimmybob

I love the guys who randomly pull up

"Hey, there a party going on?.... oh god no!"

xD

-Jimmybob

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Doc Daneeka

Quote from: Raffine on November 18, 2010, 06:56:58 PM
Quote from: Doggett on November 18, 2010, 12:34:21 PM
Your disappointment in the lack of female nudity makes me laugh.

:teddyr:

Ah, we've all been there...  :wink:

I know guys who disappointment in the lack of female nudity sums up their whole lives!  :teddyr:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZX_6_R1NsoQ

https://www.youtube.com/user/silverspherechannel
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JPickettIII

Quote from: Doc Daneeka on November 19, 2010, 11:18:37 AM
Quote from: Raffine on November 18, 2010, 06:56:58 PM
Quote from: Doggett on November 18, 2010, 12:34:21 PM
Your disappointment in the lack of female nudity makes me laugh.

:teddyr:

Ah, we've all been there...  :wink:

I know guys who disappointment in the lack of female nudity sums up their whole lives!  :teddyr:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZX_6_R1NsoQ


Dumb queston, what movie is the clip from?

Later,

John
\\\\\\\"Freedom is not free\"\\\\\\ or ///\"Where ever you go, there you are!\"///

Doc Daneeka

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Quote from: JPickettIII on November 21, 2010, 08:08:18 AM
Quote from: Doc Daneeka on November 19, 2010, 11:18:37 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZX_6_R1NsoQ


Dumb queston, what movie is the clip from?

Later,

John
Not a dumb question, I wouldn't have known a year ago! XP

It's from a TV series called OZ. The clip in question is from the first season finale. In case you were bewildered by the clip, I'll just clarify now that "tits" is prison slang for "drugs" X) .

https://www.youtube.com/user/silverspherechannel
For the latest on the fifth installment in Don Coscarelli's Phantasm saga.

JPickettIII

Quote from: Doc Daneeka on November 21, 2010, 09:52:23 PM
Quote from: JPickettIII on November 21, 2010, 08:08:18 AM
Quote from: Doc Daneeka on November 19, 2010, 11:18:37 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZX_6_R1NsoQ


Dumb queston, what movie is the clip from?

Later,

John
Not a dumb question, I wouldn't have known a year ago! XP

It's from a TV series called OZ. The clip in question is from the first season finale. In case you were bewildered by the clip, I'll just clarify now that "tits" is prison slang for "drugs" X) .

AHHH, it is all clear now.  So what would I say if I want money???  HMM

Later,

John
\\\\\\\"Freedom is not free\"\\\\\\ or ///\"Where ever you go, there you are!\"///