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Started by Draug, December 29, 2010, 08:54:49 AM

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Draug

December 29, 2010, 08:54:49 AM


Leroy's wife showed him what she really thought of his new moustache.

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Ted really fell apart on Elaine in the end.

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I told him to not criticize the lion's mullet.
I was wonderin' when El Capitan was gonna get a chance to use his popgun.

sprite75

#1
December 29, 2010, 10:00:26 AM


The end result of insulting a Klingon woman's sexual prowess while in the sack with her.
God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.

Hammock Rider

#2
December 29, 2010, 11:36:34 AM



  The forced layoff of several safety inspectors resulted in a terrible explosion at the old ketchup factory.

Jumping Kings and Making Haste Ain't my Cup of Meat

Mr. DS

#3
December 29, 2010, 11:56:14 AM
"Honey dinners ready..."
DarkSider's Realm
http://darksidersrealm.blogspot.com/

"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall

Jack

#4
December 29, 2010, 01:12:17 PM
Crazy Glue can NOT hold a man suspended in midair...
The world is changed by your example, not by your opinion.

- Paulo Coelho

AndyC

#5
December 29, 2010, 02:16:24 PM
"I told you the ceiling fan was too low."
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"Join me in the abyss of savings."

retrorussell

#6
December 29, 2010, 03:10:17 PM
Ironically, he was a fan of Patsy Cline.
"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."

Mr. DS

#7
December 29, 2010, 09:13:31 PM
"Gesundheit..."
DarkSider's Realm
http://darksidersrealm.blogspot.com/

"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall

Umaril The Unfeathered

#8
December 29, 2010, 11:17:32 PM


Laying down on the job can have disastrous results...


Tam-Riel na nou Sancremath.
Dawn's Beauty is our shining home.

An varlais, nou bala, an kynd, nou latta.
The stars are our power, the sky is our light.

Malatu na nou karan.
Truth is our armor.

Malatu na bala
Truth is power.

Heca, Pellani! Agabaiyane Ehlnadaya!
Be gone, outsiders! I do not fear your mortal gods!

Auri-El na nou ata, ye A, Umaril, an Aran!
Aure-El is our father, and I, Umaril, the king!

sprite75

#9
December 30, 2010, 02:07:59 AM
Lord Vader?

Yes master?

Rise....

Can't....I'm not suited up yet.
God of making the characteristic which becomes dirty sends the hurricane.

AndyC

#10
December 30, 2010, 10:32:29 AM
As soon as Bill went to ride his new custom chopper, he realized his mistake.
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"Join me in the abyss of savings."

TheDope

#11
December 31, 2010, 05:10:42 PM


The Fate of Harcourt Fenton Mudd: The Untold Story.


TheDope: bringing the conversation to a grinding halt since 2002.

AndyC

#12
December 31, 2010, 05:15:30 PM
Killed in a freak deck-staining accident. What a way to go.
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"Join me in the abyss of savings."

Umaril The Unfeathered

#13
January 02, 2011, 02:50:49 PM


Black and white and red all over.....
Tam-Riel na nou Sancremath.
Dawn's Beauty is our shining home.

An varlais, nou bala, an kynd, nou latta.
The stars are our power, the sky is our light.

Malatu na nou karan.
Truth is our armor.

Malatu na bala
Truth is power.

Heca, Pellani! Agabaiyane Ehlnadaya!
Be gone, outsiders! I do not fear your mortal gods!

Auri-El na nou ata, ye A, Umaril, an Aran!
Aure-El is our father, and I, Umaril, the king!

Mr. DS

#14
January 02, 2011, 09:31:21 PM
Some men just don't know how to shave properly. 
DarkSider's Realm
http://darksidersrealm.blogspot.com/

"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall
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