Bite!?

claws · December 29, 2010, 03:01:47 PM

Creamsicles aren't what they used to be ...

Leah · December 29, 2010, 04:05:14 PM

when sex-crazed people get desperate

Mr. DS · December 29, 2010, 09:12:49 PM

This looks like the punchline to a blond joke.

Rev. Powell · December 29, 2010, 09:38:45 PM

Hmm, seems that the chewing gum does keep its flavor on the bedpost overnight.

Umaril The Unfeathered · December 29, 2010, 11:13:34 PM

"A golfball through a garden hose, huh? Well wait till they see what I can do..."

sprite75 · December 30, 2010, 02:06:59 AM

Well, her doctor always said she needed more iron in her diet.

AndyC · December 30, 2010, 10:38:44 AM

Well, yes, it's long, but it has that funny bend in it.

sprite75 · December 31, 2010, 01:55:11 AM

Needs salt.

AndyC · December 31, 2010, 09:16:30 AM

OK, we'll get you unstuck. Somebody get some hot water.

TheDope · December 31, 2010, 05:09:18 PM

Peggy misunderstood when her friends
told her that she needed better taste
in furniture.

sprite75 · January 01, 2011, 02:25:06 AM

Jeanie thought this was her brother Ferris meant when he told her to bite the big one.

Umaril The Unfeathered · January 01, 2011, 11:45:07 AM

Quote from: AndyC on December 30, 2010, 10:38:44 AM
Well, yes, it's long, but it has that funny bend in it.

Yeah, but not for long.....

Cthulhu · January 04, 2011, 02:41:48 PM

Watchmen: The porn parody

JayJayM12 · January 21, 2011, 02:24:38 PM

Goodnight. Sleep tight. Don't let the bed sluts bite.

Umaril The Unfeathered · January 21, 2011, 06:18:21 PM

Jeanie: " This isn't the type of pole smoking I'm usually accustomed to..."